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the phantom · 06-09-2008, 05:57 PM

Here are most of my cat-related mini headlines. They should give a clear indication on my feelings regarding cats.

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Cat's Nine Lives no Match for Shotgun

Study: Cats unable to swim effectively in vat of glue.

Survey: 92% of Downers threw something at a cat today.

Silmarillion Movie: Gelmir to be Played by a Cat

Upswing in Nation's Happiness Linked to Spike in Cat Murders

Study: Why are cats so evil?

"Downer" Accused of Being Anti-Cat: "Ridiculous!" says Hookbill.

Cats Good for Your Health: "But you've got to eat loads of them," say experts.

King Elessar Outlaws Cats: "They shouldn't even exist!"

06-09-2008, 05:57 PM	#11
the phantom Beloved Shadow Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Stadium Posts: 5,971	Here are most of my cat-related mini headlines. They should give a clear indication on my feelings regarding cats. ******** Cat's Nine Lives no Match for Shotgun Study: Cats unable to swim effectively in vat of glue. Survey: 92% of Downers threw something at a cat today. Silmarillion Movie: Gelmir to be Played by a Cat Upswing in Nation's Happiness Linked to Spike in Cat Murders Study: Why are cats so evil? "Downer" Accused of Being Anti-Cat: "Ridiculous!" says Hookbill. Cats Good for Your Health: "But you've got to eat loads of them," say experts. King Elessar Outlaws Cats: "They shouldn't even exist!" __________________ the phantom** has posted. This thread is now important.