James McAvoy as Bilbo Baggins?

[Eönwë]

Ah, yes, I didn't think of that Aganzir.

And from FoTR:

Originally Posted by A long expected party

Bag end's a queer place, and its folk are queerer.

All I can say is lucky for Sam (or maybe Rose, in fact) that he didn't live in Bag End at that time.

Anyway, I think we're (mostly me) getting off topic here.