How to Annoy Sauron(a.k.a How to get yourself killed) - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

kementari · 05-22-2008, 06:02 AM

Firstly misplace his morning supply of coffee...
Pull all the blankets on to your side (he doesn't need them, he's all flames anyway)
Don't iron the creases out of his work shirts.

I'm sure he's not that tempamental, but hey who knows.

Galadriel55 · 11-20-2010, 07:01 PM

Tell him he's cross-eyed.
Spray hair-spray into his eye.
Tell him that 9 fingers really isn't enough for a King of ME.
Offer him to tutor him in music. Particularly in singing.
Ask him if he ever blinks.
Present him with a fake Ruling Ring.
Through sand in his eye.
Tell him that a hairy midget will destroy him.
Knock on Barad-dur's gates and say "pizza's here!"
Tell him that there are atom bombs prepared in Minas Tirith, and his best weapon is a rusty musket.
Tell him that his eye would be more attractive if it was green.
Say "Huan" in his earshot (eye-shot?)
Remind him that he doesn't have a license to use a palantir.

There are so many ways!

Galadriel55 · 12-22-2010, 05:18 PM

Ask Sauron, "can I please borrow your contact lenses?"

Or simply tell him that he needs glasses.

05-22-2008, 06:02 AM	#1
kementari Haunting Spirit Join Date: May 2003 Location: Amongst the Ferns: New Zealand Posts: 56	Annoying Sauron Firstly misplace his morning supply of coffee... Pull all the blankets on to your side (he doesn't need them, he's all flames anyway) Don't iron the creases out of his work shirts. I'm sure he's not that tempamental, but hey who knows. __________________ ~ Kementari ~ Elen síla lúmenn' omentielvo.

11-20-2010, 07:01 PM	#2
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,518	Tell him he's cross-eyed. Spray hair-spray into his eye. Tell him that 9 fingers really isn't enough for a King of ME. Offer him to tutor him in music. Particularly in singing. Ask him if he ever blinks. Present him with a fake Ruling Ring. Through sand in his eye. Tell him that a hairy midget will destroy him. Knock on Barad-dur's gates and say "pizza's here!" Tell him that there are atom bombs prepared in Minas Tirith, and his best weapon is a rusty musket. Tell him that his eye would be more attractive if it was green. Say "Huan" in his earshot (eye-shot?) Remind him that he doesn't have a license to use a palantir. There are so many ways! __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera Last edited by Galadriel55; 12-22-2010 at 05:38 PM.

12-22-2010, 05:18 PM	#3
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,518	And another one: Ask Sauron, "can I please borrow your contact lenses?" Or simply tell him that he needs glasses. __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera