LOTR characters as children? - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Morgoth's Apprentice · 05-20-2008, 04:45 PM

LOTR characters as children.,..ouch.

Sauron would be the kid who always likes to stare at everybody.
The Mouth of Sauron never brushed his teeth when he was little.
Morgoth was the one kid everyone else's parents used to scare them with.
All 9 of the Nazgul formed a screamo band that went horribly wrong.
Gollum was one of those people who never got what he wanted then was probably arrested numerous times for thievery. He evidently picked up a passion for rings while in prison.

Thats what I got right now.

05-20-2008, 04:45 PM	#14
Morgoth's Apprentice Animated Skeleton Join Date: May 2008 Location: In Angband, chillin with Morgoth and learning how to take over the world Posts: 38	LOTR characters as children.,..ouch. Sauron would be the kid who always likes to stare at everybody. The Mouth of Sauron never brushed his teeth when he was little. Morgoth was the one kid everyone else's parents used to scare them with. All 9 of the Nazgul formed a screamo band that went horribly wrong. Gollum was one of those people who never got what he wanted then was probably arrested numerous times for thievery. He evidently picked up a passion for rings while in prison. Thats what I got right now.