Stuck in a boat

[Morgoth's Apprentice]

Originally Posted by Formendacil

Sauron: He's just plain unpopular. Besides, the last time he took a boat ride, he sunk the island.

I thought that was hilarious. However, I would NOT kick Sauron out of the boat, because if he was evevn in a boat it would probably mean that he got a different form or something. Either that or he got the Ring back, in which case the boat would be going to take over Valinor...
Anyways, back on topic. I am going to use some other characters than movie characters.

1./ First to go would have to be Manwe... that dude just bugs me. Following him would be every one of the Valar, because they all like to play follow the leader.
2. Then, I'd have to kick off Feanor because he's griping about how we could have had better boats, and we all know how that turned out last time.
3. After that, I'd kick out Elrond and Galadriel. They're the two major elf-leaders, and all their people would probably jump in to save them anyways. Elf problem solved.
4. Then I'd be forced to kick out Frodo. The fellowship would follow him in because they can't think of anything else to do, or they all just want to go for a swim, or whatever.
5. Then I'd kick out Gollum, because he's creepier than any orc I have ever seen.
6. Speaking of orcs, they're gone too. They smell horrible, and there ar e much more useful servants anyways.
7. I'd make the Nazgul fly above us, just because they can.
8. Almost forgot about that pest called Fingolfin. He didn't jump out with the other elves like he was supposed to, so I borrowed Grond from Morgoth and smacked him with it.
9. Of course, those weapons are hard to control. I hit Morgoth and he flew out of the boat...but I think he can swim so we'll just pick him up later...
10. Last, I would have to kick out Denethor. A psychopathic pyro on a BOAT headed to take over the Undying Lands (did I say that out loud?) woukd not be a good idea. He'd probably try to roast somebody and in doing so catch the boat on fire. I for one do not want to swim to Valinor.....

[Eönwë]

Well, I'd follow Trippo The Hippo's lead, and just jump off onto dry land, along with Ulmo, Cirdan and a few others, oh, and Tom Bombadil. Then I'd get Tom Bombadil to make everyone on the boat disappear, and then Cirdan to improve it, and then Ulmo to make water appear so that we can return to Valinor.

But I suppose, being a Maia, I could just fly back (but thats just boring).

[Galadriel55]

1. The dead men of Dunharrow - they're dead anyways, so they won't die by drowning.

2. Nazgul - Not really alive either.

3. Sauron - Well, he's been through a Sea disaster once. It won't hurt him if he goes in it again.

4. Smaug - I'll let him fly after the boat if he'll stop getting mad at people for accidentally taking his cup.

5. Legolas - he can walk on snow, so maybe he'll walk on water.

6. Thranduil - to keep Legolas company.

7. Balrog - if he won't be able to fly after the boat, it's prove that he doesn't have wings. Just an experiment, you know.

8. Gandalf - what if he starts uncloaking on the boat?

9. Radagast - his eagles will save him.

10. Galadriel - with Nenya she'll be able to command the water to keep her afloat.


See, by throwing these out, we don't actually lose anything.