Arda Cup Soccer 2008

[Anguirel]

Originally Posted by the phantom

GROUP C
ALQUALONDE
DORIATH (H)
FORMENOS
ISENGARD

Ahhhahhahhahha! Whether degenerate sea-elf, mincing halfling, dark-elf lurking in its cave, false Maia, or rustic tree-shepherd, whosoever it be, if it take a Silmaril from us and keep it, or, just, you know, gets in our way...

FIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRE! BUUUUUUURRRN! Hahahaha...

Formenos will obliterate its opponents in an inferno of skill. Doriath will limp on for a little, it generally takes a couple of Kinslayings to finish 'em off altogether. Alqualonde's only likely success is that it might injure Amrod, probably through some kind of own-goal situation - other than that, the Teleri are literally toast, hahaha. And Isengard are mostly trees, with a token lickspittle Ainu and some Orcs to get our lads really, really angry. Chuck them on the forge!

(more comprehensive commentary when I have ceased laughing feyly)