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Wisest of the Noldor
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Yes, I'll add my brother and I to the list... mind you, we might be distracted by trying to lynch Mene– er, I mean Uglúk.
The new, improved list: Definitely out: Tom Bombadil –short attention span. Elladan & Elrohir –emotional baggage. Lobelia Sackville-Baggins –kleptomania. Gandalf –too powerful. Galadriel –too powerful Radagast –too powerful. Uglúk –tragic victim of racial stereotyping. Question marks: Gildor Inglorion –but can we really trust any Elf Lord? Théodred –Probably okay, but might "do a Boromir"? Rohan's not that far from Mordor– they're still under threat. Éomer –ditto. Halbarad –Can't think of anything. Dáin II. Ironfoot –Hard to say. The Seven Rings could turn dwarves evil, "filled with wrath and desire for vengeance on all who deprived them," but on the other hand "they were made from the beginning of a kind to resist most steadfastly any domination (...) they could not be reduced to shadows enslaved to another's will." Btw Groin? I was thinking Dáin didn't get any lines in the main text, but I was wrong. Here he is talking to the Black Rider: Quote:
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"Even Nerwen wasn't evil in the beginning." –Elmo. Last edited by Nerwen; 03-21-2008 at 10:56 AM. |
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