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narfforc · 03-14-2008, 02:45 AM

How to be a Firefighter by Denethor.
How to bleach your clothes White by Gandalf the Once-Grey.

narfforc · 04-14-2009, 02:01 AM

Health and Safety Practises for Swordsmen by Turin.
Long Jump Techniques by Saeros of Doriath.
Naturism by Bjorn the Bare.........(sorry).
Guitar Playing by Maedhros.
How to spot a Fraudster by Celebrimbor.
How to make a Fool of People by Annatar.
Patience by Aule.
Hobbit Stew and Dumplings by Grishnakh.

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-14-2009, 02:45 AM

How to read books by Pereguin Took

Fashion tips for Pentioners by Saruman of Many Colours

Baths and how to avoid them by Aragorn

narfforc · 04-14-2009, 03:56 AM

I'm Nobody's Child by Tom Bombadil.
What War? by Radagast the Brown.
Cracking Good Food by Old Man Willow.

Morthoron · 04-14-2009, 05:14 AM

The Whitewater Rafting Guide by Boromir

You're Never Alone With a Schizophrenic by Smeagol

Orcs with Forks: A Modern Guide to Table Etiquette by Gorbag, Shagrat, et al.

English Pronunciation and Grammar by Hamfast Gamgee

Treatment of Conjuctivitis, Blepharitis and Red Eye Symptoms by Sauron

Andsigil · 04-14-2009, 08:22 AM

How to Win Friends and Influence People by Azog

Basic Spelunking by Smaug

How YOU can Overcome OCD by Fëanor

A Beginner's Guide to Field Hygiene by Gollum

Finding Harmony in Your Consanguineous Marriage by Ar-Pharazôn

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 05-05-2009, 08:12 PM

How about:

How to Get Over Stolen Property by Feanor

03-14-2008, 02:45 AM	#1
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	How to be a Firefighter by Denethor. How to bleach your clothes White by Gandalf the Once-Grey. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

04-14-2009, 02:01 AM	#2
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Health and Safety Practises for Swordsmen by Turin. Long Jump Techniques by Saeros of Doriath. Naturism by Bjorn the Bare.........(sorry). Guitar Playing by Maedhros. How to spot a Fraudster by Celebrimbor. How to make a Fool of People by Annatar. Patience by Aule. Hobbit Stew and Dumplings by Grishnakh. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

04-14-2009, 02:45 AM	#3
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	How to read books by Pereguin Took Fashion tips for Pentioners by Saruman of Many Colours Baths and how to avoid them by Aragorn __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-14-2009, 03:56 AM	#4
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	I'm Nobody's Child by Tom Bombadil. What War? by Radagast the Brown. Cracking Good Food by Old Man Willow. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

04-14-2009, 05:14 AM	#5
Morthoron Curmudgeonly Wordwraith Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits Posts: 2,515	The Whitewater Rafting Guide by Boromir You're Never Alone With a Schizophrenic by Smeagol Orcs with Forks: A Modern Guide to Table Etiquette by Gorbag, Shagrat, et al. English Pronunciation and Grammar by Hamfast Gamgee Treatment of Conjuctivitis, Blepharitis and Red Eye Symptoms by Sauron __________________ And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.

04-14-2009, 08:22 AM	#6
Andsigil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: The Deepest Forges of Ered Luin Posts: 733	How to Win Friends and Influence People by Azog Basic Spelunking by Smaug How YOU can Overcome OCD by Fëanor A Beginner's Guide to Field Hygiene by Gollum Finding Harmony in Your Consanguineous Marriage by Ar-Pharazôn __________________ Even as fog continues to lie in the valleys, so does ancient sin cling to the low places, the depression in the world consciousness.

05-05-2009, 08:12 PM	#7
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	How about: How to Get Over Stolen Property by Feanor __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.