Funny Middle Earth Books - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Tar-Elara · 03-12-2008, 10:12 AM

Yea! These book suggestions are v. amusing. I have thought of some more as well...
-The Art of Honesty by Sauron
-The Orc Poetry Collection

MaultheStoor · 03-12-2008, 11:15 AM

I know I misspealled Saruman. Kwit korecting mi speling.

narfforc · 03-13-2008, 02:16 AM

Swimming for Beginners by Drogo Baggins.
Gollums Big Book of Sushi by Smeagol.

Lalwendë · 03-13-2008, 02:48 PM

Eowyn's Book of Household Management

narfforc · 03-14-2008, 02:45 AM

How to be a Firefighter by Denethor.
How to bleach your clothes White by Gandalf the Once-Grey.

narfforc · 04-14-2009, 02:01 AM

Health and Safety Practises for Swordsmen by Turin.
Long Jump Techniques by Saeros of Doriath.
Naturism by Bjorn the Bare.........(sorry).
Guitar Playing by Maedhros.
How to spot a Fraudster by Celebrimbor.
How to make a Fool of People by Annatar.
Patience by Aule.
Hobbit Stew and Dumplings by Grishnakh.

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-14-2009, 02:45 AM

How to read books by Pereguin Took

Fashion tips for Pentioners by Saruman of Many Colours

Baths and how to avoid them by Aragorn

03-12-2008, 10:12 AM	#1
Tar-Elara Newly Deceased Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Barad-Dur, hurling something at those blasted, noisy orcs.... Posts: 5	Yea! These book suggestions are v. amusing. I have thought of some more as well... -The Art of Honesty by Sauron -The Orc Poetry Collection __________________ "Yes, dear, I'll keep an eye out for your ring....."

03-12-2008, 11:15 AM	#2
MaultheStoor Animated Skeleton Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: The cave under the Misty Mountains. Just take a wrong turn in the goblin's tunnels. Posts: 34	I know I misspealled Saruman. Kwit korecting mi speling. __________________ Leave now, and never come back! Gollum, Gollum! See? You made him mad.

03-13-2008, 02:16 AM	#3
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Swimming for Beginners by Drogo Baggins. Gollums Big Book of Sushi by Smeagol. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER. Last edited by narfforc; 03-13-2008 at 02:21 AM.

03-13-2008, 02:48 PM	#4
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Eowyn's Book of Household Management __________________ Gordon's alive!

03-14-2008, 02:45 AM	#5
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	How to be a Firefighter by Denethor. How to bleach your clothes White by Gandalf the Once-Grey. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

04-14-2009, 02:01 AM	#6
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Health and Safety Practises for Swordsmen by Turin. Long Jump Techniques by Saeros of Doriath. Naturism by Bjorn the Bare.........(sorry). Guitar Playing by Maedhros. How to spot a Fraudster by Celebrimbor. How to make a Fool of People by Annatar. Patience by Aule. Hobbit Stew and Dumplings by Grishnakh. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

04-14-2009, 02:45 AM	#7
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	How to read books by Pereguin Took Fashion tips for Pentioners by Saruman of Many Colours Baths and how to avoid them by Aragorn __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...