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Hookbill the Goomba · 03-03-2008, 03:07 AM

It's time for some SHOCKING news...

This week, The Phantom and Alien return!!

Rikae · 03-03-2008, 06:12 PM

For Laurinquë and TheGreatElvenWarrior --
Fungoltch and Shcmurt are speaking "high middle mispelled Dinglish" and are saying:

Fungoltch: Frog, you're crappy!
Shcmurt: Lost grams.
Fungultch: Where did you put the semi-rotten wood? The door list is gone!
Shcmurt: Fun dagger?
Fungoltch: Mulch.
Shcmurt: Must dig grave?

Bêthberry · 03-03-2008, 07:57 PM

It is possible that photo op shows Cheif Insectpor davem was merely attempting to imitate his new son's awesome achievements in regurgitation but failing miserably in the projectile category. However, other interested readers of The Downer might recall that green blood suggests two other possibilities: either C.I. davem is ingesting large quantities of anti-migraine drugs (aka not-so-cheap over the counter drugs) OR he all along has been hiding from us his Vulcan heritage.

I think this definitely allows for Downer journalists to investigate this situation. We could have the reknown expert Dr. Spock here amidst us--why, even Michael Martinez would be jealous of such expert presence.

Gwathagor · 03-03-2008, 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rikae

For Laurinquë and TheGreatElvenWarrior --
Fungoltch and Schmurt are speaking "high middle mispelled Dinglish" and are saying:

Fungoltch: Frog, you're crappy!
Schmurt: Lost grams.
Fungultch: Where did you put the semi-rotten wood? The door list is gone!
Schmurt: Fun dagger?
Fungoltch: Mulch.
Schmurt: Must dig grave?

HAAAAAAAAAA!

Lalwendë · 03-06-2008, 04:18 AM

(he's gonna kill me when he sees that, teee-heee!

)

Maybe he's just been eating my cooking?

Or it could be that he has been chewing his biro. Not that, for one moment, I'd suggest he is a pedant and writes letters in green ink: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_ink

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-10-2008, 11:15 AM

Wait... I'm absolutely SURE I posted the paper this morning... seems to have vanished... I'll post it again...

Special thanks to the phantom for the second story and the min-heads.

Alien's dark side starts to show... again...

I hope that it vanished because of the forum problems and not because it was inappropriate or anything.

Legate of Amon Lanc · 03-10-2008, 11:53 AM

Oh, how rude! This time they surely overdone it!

And by the way, I don't think I wish I had Indiana Jones' hat. If more people say that, I think we are going to get the picture of who the Downers who want it are by ellimination method

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 03-10-2008, 08:51 PM

I didn't know that the Downer is made by an "Evil Genius"

Mithalwen · 03-24-2008, 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lalwendë

Not that, for one moment, I'd suggest he is a pedant and writes letters in green ink: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_ink

But we all write in green ink here Lal..... or at least green font... or so saqys my interpretation of colour ...Turquoise? Very David Icke..Duck egg blue? Pfft...

the phantom · 03-25-2008, 01:43 PM

Hate to say it, but all I know about Doctor Who is that it's some sort of sci-fi tv show.

So no, I actually didn't have that in mind when I wrote the headline. But it's good to see that I make interesting references that people enjoy even when I don't mean to.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 03-25-2008, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the phantom

Hate to say it, but all I know about Doctor Who is that it's some sort of sci-fi tv show.

So no, I actually didn't have that in mind when I wrote the headline. But it's good to see that I make interesting references that people enjoy even when I don't mean to.

I've watched Dr. Who like 12 times... there was this one really creepy episode, anyway yes Dr. Who is a Sci Fi TV show, I bet you could look it up on Wikipedia...

Anyway as I was going to say, how can 63% of people say they don't take surveys and this information comes from a survey... I am going to sue the Downer for fraudulent claims! I don't want to read a newspaper that does not give off information that is correct!

03-03-2008, 03:07 AM	#1
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	It's time for some SHOCKING news... This week, The Phantom and Alien return!! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-03-2008, 06:12 PM	#2
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	For Laurinquë and TheGreatElvenWarrior -- Fungoltch and Shcmurt are speaking "high middle mispelled Dinglish" and are saying: Fungoltch: Frog, you're crappy! Shcmurt: Lost grams. Fungultch: Where did you put the semi-rotten wood? The door list is gone! Shcmurt: Fun dagger? Fungoltch: Mulch. Shcmurt: Must dig grave? Last edited by Rikae; 03-05-2008 at 06:37 PM.

03-03-2008, 07:57 PM	#3
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 6,003	It is possible that photo op shows Cheif Insectpor davem was merely attempting to imitate his new son's awesome achievements in regurgitation but failing miserably in the projectile category. However, other interested readers of The Downer might recall that green blood suggests two other possibilities: either C.I. davem is ingesting large quantities of anti-migraine drugs (aka not-so-cheap over the counter drugs) OR he all along has been hiding from us his Vulcan heritage. I think this definitely allows for Downer journalists to investigate this situation. We could have the reknown expert Dr. Spock here amidst us--why, even Michael Martinez would be jealous of such expert presence. __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

03-06-2008, 04:18 AM	#5
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	(he's gonna kill me when he sees that, teee-heee! ) Maybe he's just been eating my cooking? Or it could be that he has been chewing his biro. Not that, for one moment, I'd suggest he is a pedant and writes letters in green ink: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_ink __________________ Gordon's alive!

03-10-2008, 11:15 AM	#6
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Wait... I'm absolutely SURE I posted the paper this morning... seems to have vanished... I'll post it again... Special thanks to the phantom for the second story and the min-heads. Alien's dark side starts to show... again... I hope that it vanished because of the forum problems and not because it was inappropriate or anything. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 03-10-2008 at 11:18 AM.

03-10-2008, 11:53 AM	#7
Legate of Amon Lanc A Voice That Gainsayeth Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In that far land beyond the Sea Posts: 7,431	Oh, how rude! This time they surely overdone it! And by the way, I don't think I wish I had Indiana Jones' hat. If more people say that, I think we are going to get the picture of who the Downers who want it are by ellimination method __________________ "Should the story say 'he ate bread,' the dramatic producer can only show 'a piece of bread' according to his taste or fancy, but the hearer of the story will think of bread in general and picture it in some form of his own." -On Fairy-Stories

03-10-2008, 08:51 PM	#8
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	I didn't know that the Downer is made by an "Evil Genius" __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

03-25-2008, 01:43 PM	#10
the phantom Beloved Shadow Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Stadium Posts: 5,971	Hate to say it, but all I know about Doctor Who is that it's some sort of sci-fi tv show. So no, I actually didn't have that in mind when I wrote the headline. But it's good to see that I make interesting references that people enjoy even when I don't mean to. __________________ the phantom has posted. This thread is now important. Last edited by the phantom; 03-25-2008 at 01:47 PM.