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10-09-2007, 07:55 PM | #5002 |
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Unfortunately, they fell down a bottomless pit.
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10-09-2007, 11:18 PM | #5003 |
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Fortunately, the bottomless pit had a bottom, with pillows and lots of lembas!
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10-10-2007, 01:20 AM | #5004 |
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Unfortunately, the bottom of the pit was there because of a lack of funds in the pit diggers association. This meant that the pillows and lembas were of a very low quality and probably poisonous.
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10-11-2007, 08:11 AM | #5005 |
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Fortunately, the pillows were all organic and
had been made at COFF (Certifiably Orc Fully Free) factories.
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10-14-2007, 07:04 AM | #5006 |
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Unfortunaly, the pillows were carnivores.
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10-15-2007, 08:18 AM | #5007 |
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Fortunately, the pillows had no teeth.
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11-07-2007, 06:32 AM | #5008 |
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Unfortunately, the pillows were actually not pillows at all, but cacti.
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11-07-2007, 08:15 PM | #5009 |
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Fortunately, all the spines on the cacti had been removed.
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11-07-2007, 09:21 PM | #5010 |
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Unfortunately, the spines regrew.
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11-07-2007, 09:50 PM | #5011 |
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Fortunately, the spines were more of a feather-like consistency
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11-08-2007, 09:45 PM | #5012 |
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Unfortunately, the orcs solved everything, so the good guys that smoked pipeweed got out of the bottomless hole (which wasn't really wasn't bottomless) that the feather like consistency of spikes on the cacti.
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11-09-2007, 05:57 PM | #5013 |
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Fortunately, the elves unsolved everything.
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12-02-2007, 08:24 PM | #5014 |
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Unfortunately, a dragon ate them all.
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12-02-2007, 09:26 PM | #5015 |
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Fortunately, THE DRAGON spit them out IN THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!
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12-02-2007, 09:50 PM | #5016 |
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Unfortunately, he spit them directly into Mount Doom.
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12-05-2007, 05:47 PM | #5017 |
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Fortunately, Mount Doom had stopped erupting.
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12-05-2007, 05:59 PM | #5018 |
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Unfortunately, Mt Zoom hadn't and it was close enough to drown them in lava.
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Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris
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12-05-2007, 06:02 PM | #5019 |
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Fortunately, the eagles saved them.
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12-05-2007, 09:40 PM | #5020 |
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Unfortunately, the Gondorian soldiers decided to use the eagles for target practice.
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12-31-2007, 08:35 PM | #5021 |
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Fortunately, Sauron took over the world
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12-31-2007, 08:44 PM | #5022 |
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Unfortunately, Sauron took over the world.
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12-31-2007, 11:43 PM | #5023 |
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Fortunately, he didn't have the Ring(it was in the hands of a halfling)
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12-31-2007, 11:47 PM | #5024 |
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Unfortunately, that halfling was Pippin, who carelessly gave it away to a Ringwraith.
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12-31-2007, 11:53 PM | #5025 |
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Fortunately, That was just Frodo dressed as a Ringwraith.(and there was no Wraiths for a gazillion miles)
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01-01-2008, 06:08 AM | #5026 |
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Unfortunately, the Barrow Wights were there to take the ring!
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01-01-2008, 02:50 PM | #5027 |
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Fortunately, that was the BWH, and he is not that crazy(is he?)
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01-01-2008, 04:09 PM | #5028 |
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Unfortunately, he really was that crazy.
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01-01-2008, 04:11 PM | #5029 |
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Fortunately, he dropped it and it came into the hands of Bombadil!
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01-01-2008, 04:16 PM | #5030 |
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Unfortunately, Bombadil really was the Witch-King.
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01-01-2008, 04:21 PM | #5031 |
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Fortunately, Éowyn was there with Merry, and they had their swords!
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01-01-2008, 09:10 PM | #5032 |
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Unfortunately, Pippin had replaced their swords with fake rubber ones as a prank.
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01-01-2008, 10:33 PM | #5033 |
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Fortunately, the Witch-King laughed so hard at their attempts to kill him that he exploded.
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01-01-2008, 10:56 PM | #5034 |
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Unfortunately, the ensuing explosion destroyed everything in a 3-meter radius, with residual damage from within 10m of the Witch-King at the time of explosion.
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01-02-2008, 11:15 AM | #5035 |
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Fortunately, there was nothing exept an overgrown mammoth within the 10m radius.
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01-02-2008, 11:35 AM | #5036 |
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Unfortunately, said overgrown mammoth was the most important mammoth in the world and held the key to the destruction of Sauron!
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01-02-2008, 12:17 PM | #5037 |
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Fortunately, the key had gotten passed to the Barrow Wight Himself!
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01-02-2008, 01:20 PM | #5038 |
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Unfortunately, since we all know that the key to defeating Sauron is the Ring, that meant that the B-W had the Ring.
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01-02-2008, 04:45 PM | #5039 |
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Fortunately, Frodo was in the hands of the BW and he knew how to get Tom Bombadil!
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01-02-2008, 04:50 PM | #5040 |
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Unfortunately, Frodo was in the hands of the Barrow Wight who was convinced Frodo was an endangered bird and tried to keep him safe by putting him in a cage.
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