Shall we chess...?

[Elrond of Rivendell]

My chess game would look like this:

~*~ WHITE ~*~

King: Aragorn (well he has to [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img])
Queen: Arwen (see above)
Bishops: Gandalf and Elrond
Knights: Frodo and Sam
Rooks: Mina Tirith and Helm's Deep (or Lothlorien and Imladris)
Pawns: Eomer, Faramir, Boromir, Theoden, Gimli, Legolas, Pippin, Merry

~*~ BLACK ~*~

King: Sauron himself (or perhaps even Morgoth *shudder* [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img])
Queen: Shelob
Bishops: The Witch-King, The Mouth of Sauron
Knights: Saruman, Durin's Bane
Rooks: Barad-Dur, Minas Morgul
Pawns: Ugluk, Bill Ferny, The Watcher in the Pool, Grond, Grima, Shagrat, Statue at The Tower of Cirith Ungol, mmhmm I can't come up with an 8th black pawn, perhaps we could use Eowyn here or even Bombadil? [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
(only kidding [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img])

Greetings,
EfR