Top Ten Signs You're Addicted to the Barrow-Downs - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Morthoron · 07-18-2007, 06:32 AM

I am not addicted to the Barrow Downs. I know when enough is enough. No one can ever say I don't know when to stop. I can quit anytime I want to. Like now. See? I stopped. I told you. It's easy. I merely make a mental note and quit. It's just like when I quit smoking cigarettes. Wait...there's a pack and an ashtray on my desk. Hmmm...isn't that strange?

*The Dark Elf taps his fingers nervously*

Yes...stopped. Completely.

*The Dark Elf breaks into a sweat*

No problem. No problem at all. Never was a problem.

*The Dark Elf faints*

07-18-2007, 06:32 AM	#16
Morthoron Curmudgeonly Wordwraith Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits Posts: 2,515	I am not addicted to the Barrow Downs. I know when enough is enough. No one can ever say I don't know when to stop. I can quit anytime I want to. Like now. See? I stopped. I told you. It's easy. I merely make a mental note and quit. It's just like when I quit smoking cigarettes. Wait...there's a pack and an ashtray on my desk. Hmmm...isn't that strange? The Dark Elf taps his fingers nervously Yes...stopped. Completely. The Dark Elf breaks into a sweat No problem. No problem at all. Never was a problem. The Dark Elf faints __________________ And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.