Fortunately/Unfortunately - Page 121 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Boromir88 · 04-20-2007, 09:14 AM

unfortunately they loved the hotel and stables

Meneltarmacil · 04-24-2007, 10:23 AM

Fortunately, they managed to find a better hotel/stable complex in Bree.

Volo · 04-24-2007, 10:46 AM

Unfortunaly, it wasn't for free.

Meneltarmacil · 04-24-2007, 12:38 PM

Fortunately, they had a million gold coins.

Gil-Galad · 04-24-2007, 12:41 PM

Unfortunately, it cost them 2 million gold coins, i was a rush season

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-24-2007, 12:53 PM

Fortunately, a rich uncle died and donated 400 million gold coins to them.

The Might · 04-24-2007, 02:36 PM

Unfortunately, there was a special clause saying they would only get the money if they agree to donate 99% to charity

Meneltarmacil · 04-24-2007, 02:56 PM

Fortunately, none of them realized this as they hadn't read the fine print.

The Sixth Wizard · 04-25-2007, 01:06 AM

Unfortunately, the charities went broke, including the ones protesting against running-jokes, and Were-Feanor, Johnny the Stinky Balrog and Uncloaked Gandalf came back to terrorrize the world.

<EDIT>

Do you think this thread could possibly get as big as Crazy Captions?! It's up to 4,800 or so posts already, CC took approximately 32 months to get to 4,800, and this has taken approx. 25. . . Boromir88, I'm thinking big here!

Gil-Galad · 04-25-2007, 08:28 AM

Fortunately, the world was ready for the comeback of those lovable characters

(too out last Crazy Captions, all we must do is wait till every LOTr picture is used on that thread, then victory is ours!)

Boromir88 · 04-25-2007, 10:08 AM

Unfortunately, like all other comebacks, they failed to make strong ones...and Johnny the Stinky Balrog, Were-Feanor, and Gandalf ended up on the burnt out celebrity reality TV shows

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Do you think this thread could possibly get as big as Crazy Captions?! It's up to 4,800 or so posts already, CC took approximately 32 months to get to 4,800, and this has taken approx. 25. . . Boromir88, I'm thinking big here!~The Sixth

I think it was Hookbill that was talking about that a while ago, that this thread was going like Crazy Captions. I'm glad people enjoy participating

.

Oh yes Gil, that won't take too much longer to happen...

The Might · 04-25-2007, 12:52 PM

Fortunately, they all went on the Maury Povich (or how that strange guy is called) and got famous.
Challenged by one of the problematic teen girls that was teking her clothes off, Gandalf uncloaked, and killed the audience.

Gil-Galad · 04-25-2007, 01:17 PM

Unfortunately, the audience only included 5 very mean people... that kick puppies...

Tuor in Gondolin · 04-26-2007, 09:15 AM

Fortunately, Were-Feanor, Johnny the Stinky Balrog and Uncloaked Gandalf
were in the studio next door and followed the directions of host Jon
Stewart to find under each of their chairs a chilled container of
Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream!

Precioussss · 04-27-2007, 04:42 AM

Unfortunately, it was actually only apple juice.

Tuor in Gondolin · 04-27-2007, 09:18 AM

Fortunately, Willie Nelson had put "weed" not "wheat"
in the apple juice (to go with his Peach Cobbler Ice Cream)
which Johnny the Stinky Balrog found especially energizing.

Gil-Galad · 04-27-2007, 12:39 PM

Unfortunately,

WEED DOES NOT WORK LIKE THAT

Rikae · 04-27-2007, 02:21 PM

Fortunately, he added some speed as well.

The Sixth Wizard · 04-27-2007, 09:15 PM

Unfortunately, he couldn't help but have a sniff, became addicted and blew 7 Billion American Dollars on drugs!

Gil-Galad · 04-27-2007, 10:15 PM

Fortunately, the 7 Million Dollars went to Elrond, who gave it to a worth-while charity fund

Rikae · 04-28-2007, 05:51 AM

Unfortunately, the worth-while charity was clearing the rubble out of Mordor...and in the ash and volcanic rock around Mount Doom they found ...the One Ring. (Apparently, it was actually made in Hong Kong!)

Lord Melkor · 04-28-2007, 10:18 AM

Fortunately the charity (being a charity) decided to melt the Ring in the fires of Mount Doom so they could sell the gold and use the proceeds to create a foundation for the advancement of Hobbits without hair on their feet.

Rikae · 04-28-2007, 10:20 AM

Unfortunately, they couldn't melt it in Mount Doom because it wasn't made there.

Lord Melkor · 04-28-2007, 10:23 AM

Fortunately the Orcish name for Mount Doom happened to be Hong Kong.

The 1,000 Reader · 04-28-2007, 03:08 PM

Unfortunately, throwing the Ring into a moat of lava near the rubble of Barad-Dur worked too.

The Sixth Wizard · 04-28-2007, 07:02 PM

Fortunately that's not very unfortunate.

Thinlómien · 04-28-2007, 07:05 PM

Unfortunately it became very unfortunate.

The Sixth Wizard · 04-28-2007, 07:06 PM

Fortunately Lommy hasn't told us HOW it became so very unfortunate.

Thinlómien · 04-28-2007, 07:12 PM

Unfortunately, she did but it was censored by the aliens living on top of the Mount Zoom.

The Sixth Wizard · 04-28-2007, 07:27 PM

Fortunately

The possibly traumatising and violent nature of what was censored was made openly public despite mourning victims, and was later defended by the aliens atop the mountain.

Meneltarmacil · 04-28-2007, 07:36 PM

Unfortunately, the Demon Duck of Doom came and ate everyone, including The Sixth Wizard and the aliens.

The 1,000 Reader · 04-29-2007, 02:47 AM

Fortunately, in a manner similar to this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73hH8fx4hEg the moon became evil and fell on the Demon Duck of Doom, killing it.

Gil-Galad · 04-29-2007, 11:24 AM

Unfortunately, everyone on Middle Earth decided that this was going to far from... Middle Earth, so they had a dance-off

Meneltarmacil · 04-29-2007, 11:30 AM

Fortunately, Boromir got a chance to show off his incredible disco skills.

Gil-Galad · 04-29-2007, 11:32 AM

Unfortuantely, being a zombie, it was at the risk of losing his limbs

Precioussss · 04-29-2007, 07:40 PM

Fortunately, none of his limbs fell off and Boromir was once again crowned the Disco King of Middle Earth.

Gil-Galad · 04-29-2007, 08:38 PM

Unfortunately, last years winner, Bizarro-Boromir, refused to give the crown up to Zombie-Boromir

Meneltarmacil · 04-29-2007, 09:45 PM

Fortunately, Bizarro-Boromir fell into a bottomless pit.

The 1,000 Reader · 04-29-2007, 11:17 PM

Unfortunately, out of this pit rose a giant beast made of lava, formed when a Silmaril fell into a deep chasm in the ground.

Meneltarmacil · 04-30-2007, 09:57 AM

Fortunately, he was really a gentle, friendly sort of beast.

04-20-2007, 09:14 AM	#4801
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	unfortunately they loved the hotel and stables __________________ Fenris Penguin

04-24-2007, 10:23 AM	#4802
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, they managed to find a better hotel/stable complex in Bree. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

04-24-2007, 10:46 AM	#4803
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,611	Unfortunaly, it wasn't for free. __________________ Fenris Wolf The EVEN NEWER Barrow-Downs Photo Page

04-24-2007, 12:38 PM	#4804
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, they had a million gold coins. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

04-24-2007, 12:41 PM	#4805
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunately, it cost them 2 million gold coins, i was a rush season __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

04-24-2007, 12:53 PM	#4806
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, a rich uncle died and donated 400 million gold coins to them. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-24-2007, 02:36 PM	#4807
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	Unfortunately, there was a special clause saying they would only get the money if they agree to donate 99% to charity __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

04-24-2007, 02:56 PM	#4808
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, none of them realized this as they hadn't read the fine print. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

04-25-2007, 01:06 AM	#4809
The Sixth Wizard Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Stuck under a rock in Valinor with Ar-Pharazon. Posts: 480	Unfortunately, the charities went broke, including the ones protesting against running-jokes, and Were-Feanor, Johnny the Stinky Balrog and Uncloaked Gandalf came back to terrorrize the world. <EDIT> Do you think this thread could possibly get as big as Crazy Captions?! It's up to 4,800 or so posts already, CC took approximately 32 months to get to 4,800, and this has taken approx. 25. . . Boromir88, I'm thinking big here! Last edited by The Sixth Wizard; 04-25-2007 at 02:53 AM.

04-25-2007, 08:28 AM	#4810
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately, the world was ready for the comeback of those lovable characters (too out last Crazy Captions, all we must do is wait till every LOTr picture is used on that thread, then victory is ours!) __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

04-25-2007, 12:52 PM	#4812
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	Fortunately, they all went on the Maury Povich (or how that strange guy is called) and got famous. Challenged by one of the problematic teen girls that was teking her clothes off, Gandalf uncloaked, and killed the audience. __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

04-25-2007, 01:17 PM	#4813
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunately, the audience only included 5 very mean people... that kick puppies... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

04-26-2007, 09:15 AM	#4814
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately, Were-Feanor, Johnny the Stinky Balrog and Uncloaked Gandalf were in the studio next door and followed the directions of host Jon Stewart to find under each of their chairs a chilled container of Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream! __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

04-27-2007, 04:42 AM	#4815
Precioussss Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Dancing on this earth for a short while Posts: 111	Unfortunately, it was actually only apple juice. __________________ I am against nature. I don't dig nature at all. I think nature is very unnatural. I think the truly natural things are dreams, which nature can't touch with decay. - Bob Dylan

04-27-2007, 09:18 AM	#4816
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately, Willie Nelson had put "weed" not "wheat" in the apple juice (to go with his Peach Cobbler Ice Cream) which Johnny the Stinky Balrog found especially energizing. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

04-27-2007, 12:39 PM	#4817
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Guest Speaker: Morbo from Futurama Unfortunately, WEED DOES NOT WORK LIKE THAT __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

04-27-2007, 02:21 PM	#4818
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	Fortunately, he added some speed as well.

04-27-2007, 09:15 PM	#4819
The Sixth Wizard Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Stuck under a rock in Valinor with Ar-Pharazon. Posts: 480	Unfortunately, he couldn't help but have a sniff, became addicted and blew 7 Billion American Dollars on drugs!

04-27-2007, 10:15 PM	#4820
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately, the 7 Million Dollars went to Elrond, who gave it to a worth-while charity fund __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

04-28-2007, 05:51 AM	#4821
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	Unfortunately, the worth-while charity was clearing the rubble out of Mordor...and in the ash and volcanic rock around Mount Doom they found ...the One Ring. (Apparently, it was actually made in Hong Kong!)

04-28-2007, 10:18 AM	#4822
Lord Melkor Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 78	Fortunately the charity (being a charity) decided to melt the Ring in the fires of Mount Doom so they could sell the gold and use the proceeds to create a foundation for the advancement of Hobbits without hair on their feet. __________________ 'I am the Elder king: Melkor, first and mightiest of all the Valar, who was before the world, and made it. The shadow of my purpose lies upon Arda, and all that is in it bends slowly and surely to my will.'

04-28-2007, 10:20 AM	#4823
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	Unfortunately, they couldn't melt it in Mount Doom because it wasn't made there.

04-28-2007, 10:23 AM	#4824
Lord Melkor Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 78	Fortunately the Orcish name for Mount Doom happened to be Hong Kong. __________________ 'I am the Elder king: Melkor, first and mightiest of all the Valar, who was before the world, and made it. The shadow of my purpose lies upon Arda, and all that is in it bends slowly and surely to my will.'

04-28-2007, 03:08 PM	#4825
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, throwing the Ring into a moat of lava near the rubble of Barad-Dur worked too. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

04-28-2007, 07:02 PM	#4826
The Sixth Wizard Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Stuck under a rock in Valinor with Ar-Pharazon. Posts: 480	Fortunately that's not very unfortunate.

04-28-2007, 07:05 PM	#4827
Thinlómien Shady She-Penguin Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a far land beyond the Sea Posts: 8,093	Unfortunately it became very unfortunate. __________________ Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris

04-28-2007, 07:06 PM	#4828
The Sixth Wizard Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Stuck under a rock in Valinor with Ar-Pharazon. Posts: 480	Fortunately Lommy hasn't told us HOW it became so very unfortunate.

04-28-2007, 07:12 PM	#4829
Thinlómien Shady She-Penguin Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a far land beyond the Sea Posts: 8,093	Unfortunately, she did but it was censored by the aliens living on top of the Mount Zoom. __________________ Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris

04-28-2007, 07:27 PM	#4830
The Sixth Wizard Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Stuck under a rock in Valinor with Ar-Pharazon. Posts: 480	And release the dogs of war... Fortunately The possibly traumatising and violent nature of what was censored was made openly public despite mourning victims, and was later defended by the aliens atop the mountain.

04-28-2007, 07:36 PM	#4831
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, the Demon Duck of Doom came and ate everyone, including The Sixth Wizard and the aliens. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

04-29-2007, 02:47 AM	#4832
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Fortunately, in a manner similar to this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73hH8fx4hEg the moon became evil and fell on the Demon Duck of Doom, killing it. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

04-29-2007, 11:24 AM	#4833
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunately, everyone on Middle Earth decided that this was going to far from... Middle Earth, so they had a dance-off __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

04-29-2007, 11:30 AM	#4834
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, Boromir got a chance to show off his incredible disco skills. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

04-29-2007, 11:32 AM	#4835
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortuantely, being a zombie, it was at the risk of losing his limbs __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

04-29-2007, 07:40 PM	#4836
Precioussss Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Dancing on this earth for a short while Posts: 111	Fortunately, none of his limbs fell off and Boromir was once again crowned the Disco King of Middle Earth. __________________ I am against nature. I don't dig nature at all. I think nature is very unnatural. I think the truly natural things are dreams, which nature can't touch with decay. - Bob Dylan