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Old 04-26-2007, 11:50 AM   #1
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The Lord of the Rings:

- What we did on holiday
- Rings and Things
- Kings and Rings
- The Rings that sings
- Big Book of Stuff what happened...

Children of Hurin

- Christopher Tolkien Likes your money
- One o' them stories
- Bad luck old chap...
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THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...
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Old 04-26-2007, 03:15 PM   #2
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Other ideas...

As when everything is going to be renamed except for the Hobbit, we'd read the titles as follows (in order of the Hobbit, LotR, New Shadow, Silmarillion, CoH)

The Hobbit
The Hobbits (with the subtitle "This Time, It's War!")
The Hobbit 3
The Hobbit -1
The Hobbit without the Hobbits
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Old 04-27-2007, 01:27 AM   #3
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The first few chapters of LotRs could be called:

Stains, Pains and Autumnhobbles.






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Old 04-27-2007, 12:19 PM   #4
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Old 04-28-2007, 01:09 PM   #5
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White Tree

Before settling on 'The New Shadow' Tolkien tried...

- Not Lord of the Rings
- Let's make up and be Friendly
- The Old bad
- The New Car
- The New House
- The New Hobbit?
- The News.
- The News at ten
- The New Barrow
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Old 04-29-2007, 10:57 AM   #6
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More pencilled out titles:

Ringworm

Ringworld (adopted ages later to great acclaim by Larry Niven)

The Eagle Has Landed (optioned ages later by Jack Higgens)

The Four Little Hobbits and How They Grew (amended in a later age by Margaret Sidney)

Wiz Kids (still up for grabs)

A Ring for the Old Gollem (revisited in late Renaissance England)

Blowed Up Good (tagline taken by SCTV in late Seventh Age)

Magic: The Gathering (assumed by a Seventh Age tournament and convention company)
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The Lord of the Rings:

- The Ring and it's friends

- Hobbits on the run

- Sauron's happy time goods

- The Return of the bads

- Gandalf's hat goes on an adventure. Also there is a ring involved.

- Mystical adventure about Rings and Lords and wars and all the stuff that was good in The Hobbit but bigger and better and this is a long title.

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- A Hobbit, A Ring and a Whole world of trouble!

- Not the Three o'clock News.
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The Lord of the Rings:
- Rings and Things
- Kings and Rings
- The Rings that sings
How about "Winnging Kings with Ringing Rings and Sining Things who eat chicken Wings"
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Old 12-13-2010, 04:47 AM   #9
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For REM fans

The Hobbit:
How the Ring was won...

LotR:
...and where it got us

LotR Book VI specifically:
This is the end of the world as we know it (and I feel fine)
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