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Spectre of Capitalism
Join Date: May 2001
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The Ultimate Slogan
The Barrow-Downs: Let There Be Wight!!
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The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. ~~ Marcus Aurelius |
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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The Barrow Downs...
-Once visited by a guy who once thought he saw a man who looked a bit like Tolkien-
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Pittodrie Poltergeist
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: trying to find that warm and winding lane again
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The Barrow Downs: There'll be punch and pie
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As Beren looked into her eyes within the shadows of her hair, The trembling starlight of the skies he saw there mirrored shimmering. |
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Corpses are Wight,
Their lips are all blue, Do Balrogs have wings? Some think that they do. The Barrows are empty, We haunt not a little, The Balrog's a stud, And so is Ron Kittle.
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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The Barrow Downs:
- It's like gambling, but with even less hope of winning - - Not Going to Take Over The World - - Better than being forced to watch Barney for three straight days -
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Aug 2005
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The Barrow Downs:
- Home of the sequipedial skeletons. - " " " putrid punsters. - " " " fighting fermentations...? - What hath we... rot?
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"Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
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The Barrow Downs
- Seriously?
- Seriously.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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The Barrow Downs pwn everything
In fact, the Barrow Downs pwn at life....er death? ![]()
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"So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com |
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Playful Ghoul
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Ontario, Canada
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The Barrow-Downs: Bringing Tolkien Back To Life
or more practically and less punnily: The Barrow-Downs: Strictly Tolkien
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"Hope and memory shall live still in some hidden valley where the grass is green." |
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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The Barrowdowns: I see dead people.
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Flame Imperishable
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Right here
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The Barrow Downs: A wight in dark places
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Pittodrie Poltergeist
Join Date: Jan 2007
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The Barrowdowns: where nothing can possiblie go wrong
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As Beren looked into her eyes within the shadows of her hair, The trembling starlight of the skies he saw there mirrored shimmering. |
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Odinic Wanderer
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The Barrow Downs: More flexible than an iron bar
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or even:
The Barrow Downs: Almost as flexible as a bar of mithril
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We'll Downs you up
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Alive without breath
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The Barrow Downs:
- It's moving! Kill it! - Making you sick on a regular basis. - The Thinking Person's Teletubbies.
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Odinic Wanderer
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The Barrow Downs: Who likes sunlight anyway?!
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Curmudgeonly Wordwraith
Join Date: Jun 2007
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Congratulations, you made me spit Guinness all over my keyboard. I love this one, although I keep hearing Elmer Fudd saying it.
P.S. I'd give you a good rep, unfortunately the system seems to be inoperable.
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What, like "A wight in dawk pwaces"?
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Alive without breath
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- More slogans that a room full of washing up liquid.
- You may find yourself putting everything else on hold... - Improving Anglo-Moon Relations since 1971
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Now, where was I: The Barrow-Downs: See Gandalf uncloak, only £2008 - Reduced to clear from £5767 (Terms and conditions apply. Original price may not be the one actually used in the shop. Prices may vary)
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The Barrow-Downs: And just when you were making friends!
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The Barrow-Downs: A healthy start to the day.
The Barrow-Downs: a healthy end to the day. The Barrow-Downs: A perfect activity to do all day!
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Silver in My Silent Heart
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The Barrow-Downs: The ultimate weapon of mass destruction
The Barrow-Downs: The beginning of the end The Barrow-Downs: A bit like a sauna The Barrow-Downs: If only Cleopatra had it The Barrow-Downs: The Cheshire Cat's adventures in Wonderland The Barrow-Downs: Kingdom - Animalia, Phylum - Arthropoda, Class - Insecta, Order - Hymenoptera, Suborder - Apocrita, Superfamily - Vespoidea, Family - Mortuidae |
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
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The Barrow-Downs: We're all mad here. You're mad, I'm mad...BOOGA BOOGA!
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