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Old 04-17-2007, 09:45 AM   #1
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Old 04-17-2007, 02:18 PM   #2
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Old 04-18-2007, 06:17 AM   #3
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Old 04-18-2007, 08:00 AM   #4
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Old 04-19-2007, 02:34 PM   #5
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Old 04-21-2007, 09:11 PM   #6
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- " " " putrid punsters.
- " " " fighting fermentations...?

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Old 05-14-2007, 03:52 AM   #7
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Old 05-14-2007, 03:53 PM   #8
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In fact, the Barrow Downs pwn at life....er death?
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Old 05-14-2007, 04:09 PM   #9
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or more practically and less punnily:

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Old 05-16-2007, 03:00 AM   #10
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Old 03-22-2008, 10:31 AM   #11
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Old 03-25-2008, 07:35 AM   #12
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Old 03-25-2008, 07:40 AM   #13
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Old 03-31-2008, 12:33 PM   #14
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Old 04-07-2008, 10:18 AM   #15
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Old 04-07-2008, 10:25 AM   #16
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Old 04-07-2008, 11:07 AM   #17
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Old 04-21-2008, 07:56 PM   #18
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Congratulations, you made me spit Guinness all over my keyboard. I love this one, although I keep hearing Elmer Fudd saying it.

P.S. I'd give you a good rep, unfortunately the system seems to be inoperable.
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Old 04-22-2008, 02:01 PM   #19
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What, like "A wight in dawk pwaces"?
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Old 04-22-2008, 02:06 PM   #20
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Old 04-22-2008, 02:40 PM   #21
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I think you just right click on the scales, then say "open in new window" or tab if you have that option. And thank you anyway!


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Old 04-23-2008, 12:20 AM   #22
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Old 04-24-2008, 03:22 PM   #23
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Old 04-26-2008, 03:39 PM   #24
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Old 04-27-2008, 03:02 AM   #25
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