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the phantom · 04-06-2007, 04:06 PM

I finally thought of how to kill Alien. I can't believe I never came up with this before.

The fires of Mount Doom!!

But I'm not ready to do it yet. I think the guy deserves some time to adjust to our way of life. But if he takes too terribly long improving, or if he does something unforgivable, he will be making a trip to Mordor with me.

Meneltarmacil · 04-06-2007, 05:31 PM

As far as the Jelly Incident is concerned, rumors of Nilpaurion Felagund being controlled by my Mind Programming Device are completely untrue. Seriously. *hides the remote*

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-09-2007, 01:23 AM

Ah! The shame! The Shame of it all!

Here's the News...

And now, Alien goes electronic!

This can only end badly.

Don't forget: The Barrow Downs Birthday is coming up! Including yet another 3-part Phantom and Alien (like at Christmas) as well as... well... you'll have to wait and see.

Lalwendë · 04-09-2007, 04:47 AM

I'm liking IKEA cat.

Not least because he looks like my boy Angus, but because the idea of it makes me laugh. Do you have to queue up for hours to buy him? Wander round endless shelves with a scrap of paper with an esoteric code scrawled on it, looking for the Lost Shelf Of Doom (AKA F45)?

What's his name? Flokkeblot? Grott? Dinkelburm?

Does he come with an Allen key?

The Might · 04-09-2007, 04:57 AM

Nice...finally Alien gets punished for all his actions...and takes Phantom down with him
Nice idea with the IKEA cat, I wonder if you get some instructions for it too...
Or a tail sold separately offer?

Morai · 04-09-2007, 07:55 PM

I loved the scenery on the last panel of the Phantom a

nd the Alien.

narfforc · 04-09-2007, 09:02 PM

Looking at that picture of Gandalf I wondered, when Bilbo, Gandalf and the Dwarves stayed at Beorn the Bare's Swedish Nudist Colony, was he forced to uncloak or did he do it willingly.

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-10-2007, 02:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morai

I loved the scenery on the last panel of the Phantom a

nd the Alien.

*Ahem* It's just 'Alien' there is no 'The'.

Sorry, I'm very picky about that.
Yes, I'm quite happy with the scenery there. The general rule from now on is that when they are inside The Phantom's house it's a white background, elsewhere it is some kind of scenery... Unless I forget.

04-06-2007, 04:06 PM	#1
the phantom Beloved Shadow Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Stadium Posts: 5,971	I finally thought of how to kill Alien. I can't believe I never came up with this before. The fires of Mount Doom!! But I'm not ready to do it yet. I think the guy deserves some time to adjust to our way of life. But if he takes too terribly long improving, or if he does something unforgivable, he will be making a trip to Mordor with me. __________________ the phantom has posted. This thread is now important.

04-06-2007, 05:31 PM	#2
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	As far as the Jelly Incident is concerned, rumors of Nilpaurion Felagund being controlled by my Mind Programming Device are completely untrue. Seriously. hides the remote __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

04-09-2007, 01:23 AM	#3
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Ah! The shame! The Shame of it all! Here's the News... And now, Alien goes electronic! This can only end badly. Don't forget: The Barrow Downs Birthday is coming up! Including yet another 3-part Phantom and Alien (like at Christmas) as well as... well... you'll have to wait and see. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 04-09-2007 at 01:48 AM.

04-09-2007, 04:47 AM	#4
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	I'm liking IKEA cat. Not least because he looks like my boy Angus, but because the idea of it makes me laugh. Do you have to queue up for hours to buy him? Wander round endless shelves with a scrap of paper with an esoteric code scrawled on it, looking for the Lost Shelf Of Doom (AKA F45)? What's his name? Flokkeblot? Grott? Dinkelburm? Does he come with an Allen key? __________________ Gordon's alive!

04-09-2007, 04:57 AM	#5
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	Nice...finally Alien gets punished for all his actions...and takes Phantom down with him Nice idea with the IKEA cat, I wonder if you get some instructions for it too... Or a tail sold separately offer? __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

04-09-2007, 07:55 PM	#6
Morai Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: Where young people go to retire Posts: 709	Random Title # 418 I loved the scenery on the last panel of the Phantom a nd the Alien. __________________ "So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com

04-09-2007, 09:02 PM	#7
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Looking at that picture of Gandalf I wondered, when Bilbo, Gandalf and the Dwarves stayed at Beorn the Bare's Swedish Nudist Colony, was he forced to uncloak or did he do it willingly. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.