Mordor makes me thirsty! The power of Tolkien!

[Lalwendë]

Originally Posted by Bb

Perhaps we should be thankful that Tolkien did not write pornography.

Teleporno?

Originally Posted by The Might

Correct there Bethberry...
The combinations are woman - bathtub - book and
man - toilet seat - newspaper...or book in this case

Or in our house, the combo is anyone+toilet+Argos catalogue. I also have strategically placed copies of LotR and The Hobbit for emergency reading, including in the little bedroom next to the bathroom...



Anyway, Mordor doesn't make me thirsty, but reading about Hobbits always makes me want to lie around in the sun, smoking and feasting on cakes and ale. But then, so do most things...