Who or what can't you currently tell a Hobbit from ?

[Lalwendë]

Originally Posted by Precioussss

I don't see a difference between hobbits and headless teddy grams. Whenever I find one in the bag I usually name it "Sam" if it's a boy (arms down) or "Primula" if it's a girl (arms up). If it has no arms, it's Smeagol. Then I eat it. Lame, I know. But I've been doing it for years, so it's now become a habit.

A Hobbit Habit!

This calls for a rhyme/tongue-twister/thing!

I had a hobby, well, a habit, heard a hobbit, had to have it. Had a hobbit heard of my habit? Whoever he was, my hobbit habit has had it.