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The Might · 03-06-2007, 04:40 PM

Unfortunately, most of them managed to escape by jumping in Anduin

Meneltarmacil · 03-06-2007, 05:03 PM

Fortunately, it was a little-known fact that that part of the river was full of piranhas.

Gil-Galad · 03-06-2007, 05:47 PM

Unfortunately, Johnny the Stinky Balrog bathed there earlier in the day so nothing lived in the river anymore

Meneltarmacil · 03-06-2007, 06:39 PM

Fortunately, the polluted water killed them just as easily as the piranhas would have.

Gil-Galad · 03-06-2007, 08:42 PM

Unfortunately, they all received HAZMAT suits while swimming

Boromir88 · 03-06-2007, 10:09 PM

Fortunately they got the suits from Saruman, who only sold rip off HAZMAT suits...not the real HAZMAT suits.

The 1,000 Reader · 03-07-2007, 01:59 AM

Unfortunately, a lot of people other than the orcs relied on those suits, and were doomed when Saruman's cruddy quality began to show.

03-06-2007, 04:40 PM	#1
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	Unfortunately, most of them managed to escape by jumping in Anduin __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

03-06-2007, 05:03 PM	#2
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, it was a little-known fact that that part of the river was full of piranhas. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

03-06-2007, 05:47 PM	#3
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunately, Johnny the Stinky Balrog bathed there earlier in the day so nothing lived in the river anymore __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

03-06-2007, 06:39 PM	#4
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, the polluted water killed them just as easily as the piranhas would have. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

03-06-2007, 08:42 PM	#5
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunately, they all received HAZMAT suits while swimming __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

03-06-2007, 10:09 PM	#6
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Fortunately they got the suits from Saruman, who only sold rip off HAZMAT suits...not the real HAZMAT suits. __________________ Fenris Penguin

03-07-2007, 01:59 AM	#7
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, a lot of people other than the orcs relied on those suits, and were doomed when Saruman's cruddy quality began to show. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains