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Old 02-20-2007, 05:08 PM   #1
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"Swagger it, swagger it, my little cock-o-whoop."
"AHHHHH!" Elrond shot out of bed with a horror-stricken face. He took a deep breath and wiped the sweat from his brow. "I think I'm beginning to worry about Aragorn loving my daughter far too much. I should go check if there is any wine in the cellar." Elrond stormed off towards the pantry, hoping to erase his unpleasant dream from his mind.

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In the land of Mordor, where the shadows lie.
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"And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that."

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Old 02-22-2007, 10:29 PM   #2
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In the land of Mordor, where the shadows lie, Frodo was suddenly astonished to see his shadow jump up and begin to strangle Sam's shadow. "Well, don't you believe that," marvelled Sam. "That almost beats out the Oliphaunts, Mr. Frodo!"

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"Do you wish then," said Faramir, "that our places had been exchanged?"
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Old 02-23-2007, 08:53 AM   #3
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Thenamir has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Thenamir has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Thenamir has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Thenamir has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Thenamir has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Thenamir has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Thenamir has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Thenamir has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Thenamir has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Thenamir has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Thenamir has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!
"Do you wish then," said Faramir, "that our places had been exchanged?"
Suddenly sitting up in the middle of the elven boat which had just come over the Falls of Rauros, the ghostly vision of Boromir looked directly into Faramir's eyes and said, "I've been shot through by orcs, had my vambraces purloined by that upstart Aragorn, laid in a boat and sent plunging down one of the highest falls in Middle Earth! Of course I wish our places had been exchanged!" Whereupon he lay back down and continued his night cruise downriver.

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`I will take the Ring,' he said, `though I do not know the way.'
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Old 02-28-2007, 10:48 AM   #4
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Thenamir has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Thenamir has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Thenamir has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Thenamir has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Thenamir has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Thenamir has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Thenamir has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Thenamir has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Thenamir has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Thenamir has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Thenamir has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!
`I will take the Ring,' he said, `though I do not know the way," said Sam, becoming even more determined that he would discover the magic cleaning elixir of the elves that would help him clean the ring of dirt on Mr. Frodo's favorite bathtub.

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Flee them! Speak no words to them! They are deadly.
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Old 02-28-2007, 12:08 PM   #5
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"Flee them! Speak no words to them! They are deadly." The soldier of Gondor was unsure of what the speaker he guided to Mordor was thinking.

"Oh shut up. You just don't think that we can convince the trolls to fight for us." The speaker faced the beast and spoke the standard terms of peace. He was met with a low grunt and was soon smashed by a club.


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Old 03-01-2007, 04:16 PM   #6
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"Not all who wander are lost," said Sam after Aragorn came full circle to the Dunedain's own footprints for the third time that afternoon, "but after all that ale last night, I'm beginning to think this ranger's gold doesn't quite glitter, if you take my meanin', Mr. Frodo."

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'I have rather a rascally look, have I not?' said Strider with a curl of his lip and a queer gleam in his eye.
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Old 03-02-2007, 04:27 PM   #7
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"Well, there's also the slingshot you used to shoot out Butterbur's window, Mr. Strider." Sam was indeed an observant hobbit.

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