How many.....?

[littlemanpoet]

Originally Posted by the guy who be short

How many Dwarves do you need to re-take Moria?

One: to inadvertently drop something down a well and awaken the Balrog, then run for his life until he finds a wizard willing to sacrifice himself, then come along afterward and take all the credit....until the goblins kill him.

How many wargs does it take to defeat a wizard?