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Estelyn Telcontar · 02-11-2007, 06:39 AM

None - Elves don't like change!! (Galadriel would probably keep lightbulbs burning through all the ages with the power of her ring...)

How many Hobbits does it take to build a skyscraper?

Rikae · 02-11-2007, 08:09 AM

That depends on how fat they are and whether you stack them horizontally or vertically.

How many hobbits does it take to catch a catfish?

The Might · 02-11-2007, 11:43 AM

0, Men do it for them and then trade the catfish for pipeweed

How many Dragons does it take to defeat Bilbo ?

the guy who be short · 02-12-2007, 07:39 AM

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How many Dragons does it take to defeat Bilbo ?

Just the one. You see, dragons can breathe fire, and while Bilbo may cook better than he cooks, he still cooks, if you get me.

How many Dwarves do you need to re-take Moria?

littlemanpoet · 02-12-2007, 09:52 AM

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How many Dwarves do you need to re-take Moria?

One: to inadvertently drop something down a well and awaken the Balrog, then run for his life until he finds a wizard willing to sacrifice himself, then come along afterward and take all the credit....until the goblins kill him.

How many wargs does it take to defeat a wizard?

The Might · 02-12-2007, 10:03 AM

Wizards have the habit of flying away from trouble so I guess wargs can't manage to defeat him

How many bottles of Dorwinion wine does it take to get Aragorn drunk?

littlemanpoet · 02-17-2007, 05:53 PM

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How many bottles of Dorwinion wine does it take to get Aragorn drunk?

Nine. After Miruvor, Dorwinion wine's a piece of cake (after a manner of speaking).

How many silver spoons does it take to satisfy Lobelia?

02-11-2007, 06:39 AM	#1
Estelyn Telcontar Princess of Skwerlz Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles) Posts: 7,500	None - Elves don't like change!! (Galadriel would probably keep lightbulbs burning through all the ages with the power of her ring...) How many Hobbits does it take to build a skyscraper? __________________ 'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...'

02-11-2007, 11:43 AM	#3
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	0, Men do it for them and then trade the catfish for pipeweed How many Dragons does it take to defeat Bilbo ? __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

02-12-2007, 10:03 AM	#6
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	Wizards have the habit of flying away from trouble so I guess wargs can't manage to defeat him How many bottles of Dorwinion wine does it take to get Aragorn drunk? __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

02-11-2007, 08:09 AM	#2
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	That depends on how fat they are and whether you stack them horizontally or vertically. How many hobbits does it take to catch a catfish?