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Old 02-10-2007, 03:08 PM   #1
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Legate of Amon Lanc is spying on the Black Gate.Legate of Amon Lanc is spying on the Black Gate.Legate of Amon Lanc is spying on the Black Gate.Legate of Amon Lanc is spying on the Black Gate.Legate of Amon Lanc is spying on the Black Gate.Legate of Amon Lanc is spying on the Black Gate.
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How many Balrogs did it take to mortally wound Fëanor?
Two winged, two unwinged, three marine, seven submarine and fourteen anti-tank.

(this is really fun idea)

How many Ruffians did it take to capture Lobelia Sackville-Baggins?
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Old 02-11-2007, 03:50 AM   #2
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10, the first 9 got beaten up by her umbrella

How many Elves does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Old 02-11-2007, 06:39 AM   #3
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Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!
None - Elves don't like change!! (Galadriel would probably keep lightbulbs burning through all the ages with the power of her ring...)


How many Hobbits does it take to build a skyscraper?
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Old 02-11-2007, 08:09 AM   #4
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Rikae is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.Rikae is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.Rikae is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.
That depends on how fat they are and whether you stack them horizontally or vertically.

How many hobbits does it take to catch a catfish?
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Old 02-11-2007, 11:43 AM   #5
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0, Men do it for them and then trade the catfish for pipeweed

How many Dragons does it take to defeat Bilbo ?
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Old 02-12-2007, 07:39 AM   #6
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How many Dragons does it take to defeat Bilbo ?


Just the one. You see, dragons can breathe fire, and while Bilbo may cook better than he cooks, he still cooks, if you get me.

How many Dwarves do you need to re-take Moria?
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Old 02-12-2007, 09:52 AM   #7
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How many Dwarves do you need to re-take Moria?
One: to inadvertently drop something down a well and awaken the Balrog, then run for his life until he finds a wizard willing to sacrifice himself, then come along afterward and take all the credit....until the goblins kill him.

How many wargs does it take to defeat a wizard?
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