What do you assign to Mordor? - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

ninja91 · 02-01-2007, 01:44 PM

I assign backstabbing friends.

Formendacil · 02-01-2007, 03:16 PM

My assignment follows the theme of doctors and government bureaucracy...

I assign the bureaucracy of the our government-subsidised CBC, which somehow decided that the last fifteen minutes of Ken Dryden's hockey jersey retirement ceremony ought to run on into Doctor Who's timeslot.

Kath · 02-01-2007, 06:13 PM

I assign finding out you have to fundraise to get £150, and having no ideas on what to do!

In fact, if anyone does have any ideas please PM me!

Durelin · 02-01-2007, 06:20 PM

I assign "real world math."

Math beyond addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division are completely separate of the "real world" in my mind. When I look at a ladder leaning up against a house, I don't think of taking a derivative. My apologies.

Give me two apples and two oranges and I can tell you how much fruit I have, but....

CaptainofDespair · 02-01-2007, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Durelin

Give me two apples and two oranges and I can tell you how much fruit I have, but....

Five?

Now, I shall assign False Away Messages to Mordor. They are tricksey.

Celuien · 02-01-2007, 08:49 PM

The health insurance system not only belongs in Mordor, but I'm also sure it was invented there too.

By the way, I'd like to point out that this does not assign me to Mordor, since as a future radiologist, I won't be involved with the process of switching doctors. How refreshing.

Laitoste · 02-18-2007, 01:30 PM

When the one person you thought wouldn't forget when you had made plans not showing up for them. That can go to Mordor and never come back, as far as I'm concerned.

Elmo · 02-18-2007, 02:44 PM

In my country we actually call Glasgow Rangers fans 'orcs' so I suppose Mordor would be the best place for them

02-01-2007, 03:16 PM	#2
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,328	My assignment follows the theme of doctors and government bureaucracy... I assign the bureaucracy of the our government-subsidised CBC, which somehow decided that the last fifteen minutes of Ken Dryden's hockey jersey retirement ceremony ought to run on into Doctor Who's timeslot. __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

02-01-2007, 06:13 PM	#3
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	I assign finding out you have to fundraise to get £150, and having no ideas on what to do! In fact, if anyone does have any ideas please PM me! __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

02-01-2007, 08:49 PM	#6
Celuien Riveting Ribbiter Join Date: May 2005 Location: Assigned to Mordor Posts: 1,767	The health insurance system not only belongs in Mordor, but I'm also sure it was invented there too. By the way, I'd like to point out that this does not assign me to Mordor, since as a future radiologist, I won't be involved with the process of switching doctors. How refreshing. __________________ People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.

02-18-2007, 01:30 PM	#7
Laitoste Wight Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Behind the hills Posts: 164	When the one person you thought wouldn't forget when you had made plans not showing up for them. That can go to Mordor and never come back, as far as I'm concerned. __________________ "If we're still alive in the morning, we'll know that we're not dead."~South Park

02-18-2007, 02:44 PM	#8
Elmo Pittodrie Poltergeist Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: trying to find that warm and winding lane again Posts: 633	In my country we actually call Glasgow Rangers fans 'orcs' so I suppose Mordor would be the best place for them __________________ As Beren looked into her eyes within the shadows of her hair, The trembling starlight of the skies he saw there mirrored shimmering.

02-01-2007, 06:20 PM	#4
Durelin Estelo dagnir, Melo ring Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,063	I assign "real world math." Math beyond addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division are completely separate of the "real world" in my mind. When I look at a ladder leaning up against a house, I don't think of taking a derivative. My apologies. Give me two apples and two oranges and I can tell you how much fruit I have, but....