How to Annoy Sauron(a.k.a How to get yourself killed) - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Alphaelin · 01-30-2007, 02:22 AM

Tell him you've enrolled the Orcs in ballet class, and that he has to watch their recital. Dress the Orcs in pink costumes, with maribou feathers. Make the Orcs dance to 'I'm a little teapot', and make them practice it about fifty times a day. Be sure to plan the recital for the exact moment Aragorn's army shows up at the Morannon.

01-30-2007, 02:22 AM	#22
Alphaelin Wight Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Tottering about in the Wild Posts: 130	Tell him you've enrolled the Orcs in ballet class, and that he has to watch their recital. Dress the Orcs in pink costumes, with maribou feathers. Make the Orcs dance to 'I'm a little teapot', and make them practice it about fifty times a day. Be sure to plan the recital for the exact moment Aragorn's army shows up at the Morannon. __________________ Not all those who wander are lost . . . because some of us know how to read a map.