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01-22-2007, 03:32 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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A meek Week to keep a jeep in the deep.
 This week, Alien gets a new hobby... 
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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01-22-2007, 07:04 AM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
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I'm not at all surprised I was confused by Serious, as cats continue to confuse me with their strange feline ways...I shall be examining his Litter Box for evidence...
Alien this week reminds me of something my friend once told me - that he was once (allegedly) given a slap by a Sunday School teacher for saying it would have been far more impressive had Jonah swallowed the Whale... 
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Gordon's alive!
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01-22-2007, 07:28 AM
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Alive without breath
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Quote:
 Imagine! Jonah coming to Nineveh all fat and with a whale shape in the middle of him. 
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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01-22-2007, 09:00 AM
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Guard of the Citadel
Join Date: Dec 2006
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Again a really funny edition of Phantom and Alien...
I would expect Alien to jump towards the Elephant and then swallow him in mid flight... Anyway I would have wanted to hear more about the orange fridge's bank account
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“The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.”
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01-26-2007, 04:45 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Virginia.
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Robemblind Bank gives fridge account!
By Michael Delving
On January 21, 2007, at 3:21 P.M., an orange refrigerator walked into a branch of the Robemblind Bank and opened an account. Bank spokesperson Grishwen Bilgewater said, "I don't see any problem with it. He produced all the required documents." Thenamir, the Minister of Moola, was not available for comment but The Barrow-Wight was furious. "What is this world coming to? Doesn't everybody know that refrigerators are not legal persons? I mean they don't have a mind of their own like PCs. The Saucepan Man said, "This is definitely illegal. The refrigerator is only 6 months old." DCI Lalwendë chased away this reporter yelling, "Go away, you blood-sucking gossipmongering half-wit excuse for a huming(sic) being.!" The orange refrigerator, who calls himself Bob, said, "I think the prejudice people are showing towards me is disappointing. The organic essentialist view of personhood has been made obsolete by me and other intelligent machines. I am fully sentient. Age is not relevant to non-biological persons. After a short period of booting up I was fully functional. You know something; I haven't heard any fuss about Lt. Data opening a bank account. I think his humanoid form goes a long way to reducing prejudice against him."
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01-29-2007, 02:30 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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And so it continues!
 This week, Alien tries his hand at being Gandalf... 
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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01-29-2007, 03:07 AM
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Shady She-Penguin
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: In a far land beyond the Sea
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I'm sure the Penguins will win.
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Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris
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