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01-19-2007, 04:52 PM
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Oct 2006
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"Old Tom Bombadil's not as blind as that yet," Goldberry nervously told Imrazôr, leading optometrist at the Houses of Healing. "I mean, really, 350 bucks for eyeglasses!? Being master of land and beast doesn't pay very well, you know."
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01-30-2007, 09:16 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
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"It was a black squirrel, and I saw no tail", exclaimed Frodo to Bilbo one day whilst taking a nature study. "Well of course Frodo! Didn't you bring a copy of John Hodgman's The Areas of My Expertise with you?!" Bilbo retorted.
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Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni? |
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02-20-2007, 10:40 AM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis
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"And do not forget that old man!" said Gimli as he dove into the bag of bread crumbs that the old man was previously wasting on Crebain...
"We shall break a good many things yet, and not ask you to answer. Good luck to you."
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Love doesn't blow up and get killed.
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02-20-2007, 11:50 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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"Swagger it, swagger it, my little cock-o-whoop."
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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02-20-2007, 05:08 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps.
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"And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains Last edited by The 1,000 Reader; 02-20-2007 at 05:12 PM. |
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02-22-2007, 10:29 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: the Shadow Gallery
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In the land of Mordor, where the shadows lie, Frodo was suddenly astonished to see his shadow jump up and begin to strangle Sam's shadow. "Well, don't you believe that," marvelled Sam. "That almost beats out the Oliphaunts, Mr. Frodo!"
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The answer to life is no longer 42. It's 4 8 15 16 23... 42. "I only lent you my body; you lent me your dream." |
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02-23-2007, 08:53 AM
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Spectre of Capitalism
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Battling evil bureaucrats at Zeta Aquilae
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"Do you wish then," said Faramir, "that our places had been exchanged?"
Suddenly sitting up in the middle of the elven boat which had just come over the Falls of Rauros, the ghostly vision of Boromir looked directly into Faramir's eyes and said, "I've been shot through by orcs, had my vambraces purloined by that upstart Aragorn, laid in a boat and sent plunging down one of the highest falls in Middle Earth! Of course I wish our places had been exchanged!" Whereupon he lay back down and continued his night cruise downriver. Quote:
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The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. ~~ Marcus Aurelius |
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