What do you assign to Mordor?

[Lalwendë]

Originally Posted by Elonve

Having to be a bridesmaid for a family-friend and the colour of the dress is a hideous bright pink that looks fine on her pale sister but awful on my olive complexion. And the material is shiny and sticks to your skin and makes my gluteus maximus(which I unfortunatley inherit from my mothers side...) look HUGE...

Alas, the lot of many a young bridesmaid is to wear an excess of satin (a fabric that should have been banished to Mordor already) all in the noble cause of making the bride look better. One day, should you so wish, you will get to have your revenge by dressing your own bridesmaids in peuce sateen...

I'm assigning ITV which I dearly hope goes out of business soon as its programming is becoming truly sickening. Tonight we have had soap 'stars' (they are possibly 'stars' in Scunthorpe but that's it) 'singing' and pretending to be Shania Twain (I imagine Shania will be laughing her socks off), and Reality Begging. So at last, as the LCD TV set becomes a staple in homes across the nation, so does the LCD TV show (LCD meaning Lowest Common Denominator).