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luthien-elvenprincess · 01-07-2007, 09:04 AM

A resurrected Boromir doing a mad disco dance routine was not what the company expected in the way of enemy terror tactics.

FeRaL sHaDoW · 01-08-2007, 12:22 AM

legolas: whats that smell
gandalf: it smells like someone farted...
Eómer: i think im going to be sick....
gimli: frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt

The Only Real Estel · 01-08-2007, 12:55 AM

Gandalf & Legolas squint into the sun & strain to make out what is in the distance. It looks like...could it be......but there's so much glare....yes - it's thousands of breakdancing orcs!

Gimli (with that knowing look he has in his eyes): "You knew that was coming."

Rune Son of Bjarne · 01-08-2007, 05:53 AM

It was kind of pathetic, but neither Gimli, Eomer, Legolas or Gandalf knew that they where being followed. . .

The Might · 01-08-2007, 07:00 AM

Gimli thought that if he perhaps smoked some of Aragorn's athelas he would be better prepared for battle...it unfortunately had a different effect

Boromir88 · 01-08-2007, 09:13 AM

Gimli: 'Augg. Legolas, watch where you're swinging that bow.'

Rune Son of Bjarne · 01-08-2007, 09:40 AM

Pippin was really unhappy about the group-photo that was taken before the battle at the Black Gate.

Naz · 01-11-2007, 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luthien-elvenprincess

A resurrected Boromir doing a mad disco dance routine was not what the company expected in the way of enemy terror tactics.

Boromir!

The Might's picture: You all know that feeling, when you get a school picture back & know you want a retake... That's how Gimli's feeling.

or:

Class of 3019 : D

High King Fingolfin · 01-11-2007, 10:57 PM

Frodo's reaction to Pippin's Power Point on how to become ruler of Middle-Earth was not quite what he had hoped.

mormegil · 01-11-2007, 11:50 PM

Frodo: It's a bit breezy...uh oh!

Frodo suddenly realized that he indeed forgot to put his pants on and this wasn't a dream! Pippin can see the humor in the situation but Merry is simply disgusted.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-12-2007, 03:34 AM

When Merry and Pippin's practical jokes go too far...

Frodo: Why is Gandalf hanging upside down with his head in a bucket of sick?

Pippin:

The Might · 01-12-2007, 08:24 AM

Pippin: How late is it anyway?
Merry: It's seven or so
Frodo: ...I missed Southpark !!!

Oddwen · 01-12-2007, 08:30 AM

Frodo: They killed Gimli!

Merry: You Uruks!!

01-07-2007, 09:04 AM	#1
luthien-elvenprincess Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn? Posts: 1,031	A resurrected Boromir doing a mad disco dance routine was not what the company expected in the way of enemy terror tactics. __________________ York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best!

01-08-2007, 12:22 AM	#2
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 232	legolas: whats that smell gandalf: it smells like someone farted... Eómer: i think im going to be sick.... gimli: frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

01-08-2007, 07:00 AM	#5
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	Gimli thought that if he perhaps smoked some of Aragorn's athelas he would be better prepared for battle...it unfortunately had a different effect __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

01-08-2007, 09:13 AM	#6
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Gimli: 'Augg. Legolas, watch where you're swinging that bow.' __________________ Fenris Penguin

01-11-2007, 10:57 PM	#9
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Frodo's reaction to Pippin's Power Point on how to become ruler of Middle-Earth was not quite what he had hoped. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

01-08-2007, 12:55 AM	#3
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Gandalf & Legolas squint into the sun & strain to make out what is in the distance. It looks like...could it be......but there's so much glare....yes - it's thousands of breakdancing orcs! Gimli (with that knowing look he has in his eyes): "You knew that was coming."

01-11-2007, 11:50 PM	#10
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,651	Everybody's worst dream Frodo: It's a bit breezy...uh oh! Frodo suddenly realized that he indeed forgot to put his pants on and this wasn't a dream! Pippin can see the humor in the situation but Merry is simply disgusted. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

01-12-2007, 03:34 AM	#11
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	When Merry and Pippin's practical jokes go too far... Frodo: Why is Gandalf hanging upside down with his head in a bucket of sick? Pippin: __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-12-2007, 08:24 AM	#12
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	Pippin: How late is it anyway? Merry: It's seven or so Frodo: ...I missed Southpark !!! __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

01-12-2007, 08:30 AM	#13
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Frodo: They killed Gimli! Merry: You Uruks!! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door