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Old 11-24-2006, 08:22 PM   #321
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Old 11-26-2006, 02:47 PM   #322
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A: He used to run with scissors.

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Old 11-27-2006, 03:19 AM   #323
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A - Little known fact: They are all the same person. If they met in a room at the same time it would cause a Time Space paradox and probably destroy the universe.

Q - What laws are in place to stop the war of the ring happening again?
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Old 11-27-2006, 01:22 PM   #325
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Q - What laws are in place to stop the war of the ring happening again?
A: That is a very interesting question. This issue was dealt with by the Gondorian Parlament on year 5 Fourth Age and presided by the honouralbe Faramir. They were mired by a legal-terminology issue. They wanted to prevent another war of the ring, but they did not want to stop wars, as Gondor was erm... let just say they were 'expanding'.

Finally, King Eleassar suggested that they made a law against Rings of Power, thus solving two problems in one. Sadly, that is what caused Galadriel, Elrond and Gandalf to have to leave Middle Earth. Missing Valinor? no way, they were persecuted by mindless Gondorian rabble.

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A: Actually, he was going to transplant their brains into his pet gorillas.

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Old 12-05-2006, 10:55 AM   #328
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Of course! He is the guy in the Sauron suit.

Why in the heck does Sauron like rings?
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Old 12-06-2006, 11:05 PM   #329
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A - Because the hairdressers charge ridiculous prices. Namely, Five gold coins per hair strand.

Q - Why did Denethor really hate Gandalf?
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A: Because Denethor placed Gandalf in charge of entertainment for his 12th birthday party Bonanaza...and it wasn't as good as the party Gandalf threw for Aragorn.

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The elves, who now regret it because they haven't shut-up since!!

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A: Caradhras means "Red horn".

Caradhras is also a mean mountain as it is situated in the middle of the Misty Mountains and if you make some calculations, you will find that it's actually of mean height if you compare it with all other mountains in Middle Earth!

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Q - What on Middle Earth was Tom Bombadil singing about?
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A: His true identity, Meriadoc Brandybuck, AKA Merry.

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A: A relation to the spider that turned Peter Parker into Spider Man.

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A: They secretly have low self esteems and think themselves to be ugly. So they do not like to be seen out in the open.


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A - They were plotting an uprising and needed disposable troops. Incidentally, they got the idea from Sauron, always breeding hundreds of Orcs who, because they die rather quickly, needed to be in ridiculously high numbers. Unfortunately, for Sam, his plans never reached their full and he eventually gave up because he ran out of names. You don't know about the nine other children he had who were called, "Hobbit lad 14", "Hobbit lass 25", "Hobbit Lad 16", "Hobbit lass 34" and so on.

Q - What was Saruman's reaction to the Ent attack?
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A - They were plotting an uprising and needed disposable troops. Incidentally, they got the idea from Sauron, always breeding hundreds of Orcs who, because they die rather quickly, needed to be in ridiculously high numbers. Unfortunately, for Sam, his plans never reached their full and he eventually gave up because he ran out of names. You don't know about the nine other children he had who were called, "Hobbit lad 14", "Hobbit lass 25", "Hobbit Lad 16", "Hobbit lass 34" and so on.

Q - What was Saruman's reaction to the Ent attack?
uh oh.....retreat to the tower!

Why are hobbits good at throwing parties?
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Because they have enough food, drinks and pipeweed for everyone

Would Tom Bombadil ever fall in love with the Barrow-wight ?
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Old 01-02-2007, 11:01 AM   #346
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They've had lots of practice, since they have a birthday party for the day of the week, rather than the year. This also explains their "long lifespans".)

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Would Tom Bombadil ever fall in love with the Barrow-wight ?
Actually, he was already in love with her. The lady who had worn the jewel he took from the barrow became the Barrow Wight.

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Because the Rohirrim weren't making any discounts until 3019 and he didn't want to pay more.

Why doesn't Saruman ever get a girlfriend ?
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Because girls laughed at him wearing tighty-whiteys.

It also explains why he changed from "Saruman the White" to "Saruman the multicolour"

Why didn't Sauron even have a girlfriend?
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Because all the female Miar he saw had Gandalf posters in their bedrooms. Needless to say, it was off putting. Besides which, no elf, human, Dwarf or hobbit would stay in his presence for more than 14 seconds. And Sauron refused to take an Orc wife. Mainly because he didn't know which ones were male and which ones were female.

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A - Because he didn't get very much sun, and he knew all symbols for villains have to be body parts.

Q - Why didn't Saruman ever learn to tapdance?
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Anyway, since we have to ask stupid question, I thought of making a mix of the two greatest questions in the ME universe:

Did Tom Bombadil have wings ?
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Because he needed them to complete his Silmarilli pie recipe he had gotten from Thuringwethil

Do Gondorian women find the Woses attractive ?
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A - Only when they've had a very bad day.

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Q: Why didn't Elrond go to battle during the War of the Ring ?
A: Actually he did, you can even see him riding a Winged Beast in the movie. And it was in fact Elrond who had the real One Ring with him. Do you really think that Elrond could trust Frodo enough to deal with such a mission, while he, Agent 700, was alive and well?

Q: How did Agent 700 succeed in his mission?
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Old 01-03-2007, 04:50 PM   #360
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He didn't really need the winged beast to succeed, I saw him in another movie, he could fly...
So he flew to Barad-dur with the Ring, went to Sauron and told him...
It was inevitable, Mister Gorthaur. You will now return to the Source. So as Gollum fell to his Doom with the fake Ring, Elrond threw the other one in as well...and BOOM !!!

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