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Old 12-27-2006, 03:01 PM   #4121
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Old 12-27-2006, 03:21 PM   #4122
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Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.
Unfortunately, it wasn't catered.
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Old 12-27-2006, 06:29 PM   #4123
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Fortunately, the funeral baked meats were nice and hot.
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Old 12-27-2006, 08:46 PM   #4124
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Unfortunately everyone know's Hobbits are vegetarians...
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Old 12-27-2006, 11:59 PM   #4125
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Old 12-28-2006, 02:17 AM   #4126
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Unfortunately, the meat wasn't quite dead yet!
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Old 12-28-2006, 09:31 AM   #4127
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Old 12-28-2006, 09:57 AM   #4128
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Unfortunately, that meant they couldn't hear the Dragon coming to eat them until it was too late.
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Old 12-28-2006, 09:57 AM   #4129
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Fortunately, the Dragon had a heart attack, for it saw it's own reflection and realised that he had been putting on weight.
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Old 12-28-2006, 10:09 AM   #4130
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Unfortunately the hands of the healer revived the dragon, gave him liposuction, and cleared his arteries so he could go pray on the hobbits once again.
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Old 12-28-2006, 10:14 AM   #4131
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Fortunately, the hobbits had all gone on Holiday by then.
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Old 12-28-2006, 10:16 AM   #4132
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Unfortunately Dragons don't recognize the holidays of the hobbits; and only have one holiday themselves...'Hobbits for dinner day.' And that day happened to be...now.
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Fortunately, flying ents plummeted down from the heavents, crashing upon the dragon and killing it.

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Old 12-29-2006, 10:03 AM   #4134
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Unfortunately the Ents and Dragons recognized and practiced the same national holiday...and now they were after the Hobbits!
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Fortunately, they wanted to pray on the hobbits rather than prey on them.
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Old 12-29-2006, 10:39 AM   #4136
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Ahh making a clever joke about my poor grammar eh? I just noticed that too. Anyway...

Unfortunately the Ents took it literally as in they prayed on [top] of the Hobbits...making Hobbit pancakes out of them all.
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Old 12-31-2006, 12:25 PM   #4137
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Fortunately, the Hobbits moved to Kansas, where everything is as flat as a pancake anyway.
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Old 12-31-2006, 03:01 PM   #4139
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Fortunately, they landed on both Wicked Witches at once and had a nice smoke to celebrate.
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Old 12-31-2006, 10:43 PM   #4142
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Unfortunately, Saruman came to set them on fire again.
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Unfortunately, Entwives all fell in love with Khamul the Handsome-and-attractive- Easterling and Khamul had Were-Feanor and Johnny the Stinky Balrog as his bodyguards againest ghost ents.
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Unfortunately Saruman laced all his chocolate with arsenic...
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Unfortunately Bilbo thought it was just a simple band of gold, and traded it to Saruman for some of his chocolates.
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Fortunately a few Gondorians found the Ring (alittle bit dirty) on the border of the Druadan Forest (I guess it's pretty clear how it ended up there )
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