The Future of the Downs

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Originally Posted by mormegil

Why wait?

We're waiting for the arrival of that Magical Mystery 'Downer. You know, the one with no life at all (I mean, enough of a not-life that he is literally plugged in here 24/7), with no need to sleep, with enough education and the ability to use it to write decently, but dull enough to think writing encyclopaedia entries is fun. We also need him to be objective enough to portray all things accurately, and subjective enough to think we're all awesome.

This could take a while, obviously.