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Old 11-26-2006, 02:47 PM   #1
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Q: Do wizards ever jig?
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Old 11-27-2006, 03:19 AM   #2
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Q: If Melkor, Tar-Eléndil, and Gollum met in a room, what would probably happen?
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Old 11-27-2006, 03:47 AM   #3
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Q: If Melkor, Tar-Eléndil, and Gollum met in a room, what would probably happen?
A - Little known fact: They are all the same person. If they met in a room at the same time it would cause a Time Space paradox and probably destroy the universe.

Q - What laws are in place to stop the war of the ring happening again?
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Old 11-27-2006, 01:22 PM   #4
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Q - What laws are in place to stop the war of the ring happening again?
A: That is a very interesting question. This issue was dealt with by the Gondorian Parlament on year 5 Fourth Age and presided by the honouralbe Faramir. They were mired by a legal-terminology issue. They wanted to prevent another war of the ring, but they did not want to stop wars, as Gondor was erm... let just say they were 'expanding'.

Finally, King Eleassar suggested that they made a law against Rings of Power, thus solving two problems in one. Sadly, that is what caused Galadriel, Elrond and Gandalf to have to leave Middle Earth. Missing Valinor? no way, they were persecuted by mindless Gondorian rabble.

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Old 11-27-2006, 02:24 PM   #5
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A - He took evening classes in Beard growing.

Q - Was The Barrow Wight trying to kill the Hobbits, or was he just the worlds worse pick pocket?
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Old 12-02-2006, 10:56 PM   #6
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A: Actually, he was going to transplant their brains into his pet gorillas.

Q: Did Captain Kirk ever visit Middle-earth?
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Old 12-05-2006, 10:55 AM   #7
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Q: Did Captain Kirk ever visit Middle-earth?
Of course! He is the guy in the Sauron suit.

Why in the heck does Sauron like rings?
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