How to Annoy Sauron(a.k.a How to get yourself killed) - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Laleena · 11-26-2006, 01:19 PM

Note to all Downers

You can just call me Leena

11-27-2006, 12:55 AM

Answer "yo mama" to everything he says.
Tell him after he loses the War of the Ring "you suck, Darth Vader could do better than you"
Say "you look better in the movie"

mhagain · 12-13-2006, 04:18 AM

Compare everything he says or does to Melkor.

"Melkor wouldn't have done it that way". "Melkor knew how to treat his minions properly". "Melkor wouldn't have been dumb enough to lose a piddly ring". "If Melkor was here now I bet this wouldn't be happening". "Melkor would have overthrown Minas Tirith easily enough".

FeRaL sHaDoW · 12-13-2006, 07:55 PM

tell him the ring makes him look fat

narfforc · 12-15-2006, 01:33 AM

Ask him: What's the similarity between a Dark Lord of Mordor and a Kit-Kat, then tell him that a Kit-Kat has four fingers also.

or

Tell him that when he is feeling lonely and needs someone to talk to, he could always give you a Ring.

The Only Real Estel · 12-16-2006, 04:07 PM

Go trick-or-treating to Barad-Dur in a Huon costume.

Captain Grishnahk · 12-18-2006, 08:21 AM

Whenver he tells you to do somthing... say "Aye! Get it... you're an eye."
That's not funny... but i'll think of one that is.

11-26-2006, 01:19 PM	#1
Laleena Animated Skeleton Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: in Mirkwood riding my horse Posts: 27	Note to all Downers You can just call me Leena __________________ Sarcasm isn't the lowest form of wit, it isn't wit at all.~ Halt

12-13-2006, 07:55 PM	#4
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 232	tell him the ring makes him look fat __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

12-15-2006, 01:33 AM	#5
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Ask him: What's the similarity between a Dark Lord of Mordor and a Kit-Kat, then tell him that a Kit-Kat has four fingers also. or Tell him that when he is feeling lonely and needs someone to talk to, he could always give you a Ring. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

12-18-2006, 08:21 AM	#7
Captain Grishnahk Wight Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 106	Whenver he tells you to do somthing... say "Aye! Get it... you're an eye." That's not funny... but i'll think of one that is. __________________ "Faithless is he who says farewell when the road darkens." --J.R.R. Tolkien

11-27-2006, 12:55 AM	#2
Turin Mormegil Guest Posts: n/a	Answer "yo mama" to everything he says. Tell him after he loses the War of the Ring "you suck, Darth Vader could do better than you" Say "you look better in the movie"

12-13-2006, 04:18 AM	#3
mhagain Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: The best seat in the Golden Perch Posts: 219	Compare everything he says or does to Melkor. "Melkor wouldn't have done it that way". "Melkor knew how to treat his minions properly". "Melkor wouldn't have been dumb enough to lose a piddly ring". "If Melkor was here now I bet this wouldn't be happening". "Melkor would have overthrown Minas Tirith easily enough".

12-16-2006, 04:07 PM	#6
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Go trick-or-treating to Barad-Dur in a Huon costume.