How to Annoy Sauron(a.k.a How to get yourself killed) - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Farael · 11-10-2006, 08:19 PM

If you are the dark lord, howcome you are represented with a big eye on fire? Fire makes light, and that's not too dark!

Rikae · 11-11-2006, 11:03 AM

Suggest he replace the Nazgul's horses with migratory coconuts.

Merrivere · 11-24-2006, 07:20 PM

Two words:

Pepper. Spray.

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-25-2006, 02:04 AM

Fill Barad dur full of rice

... and then pump water in.

Or

Fill Barad Dur full of Jelly.

Morai · 11-25-2006, 10:41 AM

Turn Mt. Doom into one giant icebox.

Sell his ring, his Nazgul, and his orks on E-bay.

Nimrodel_9 · 11-25-2006, 01:47 PM

Quote:

Poke him in the eye

Ah dang, Laleena already got it.

Laleena · 11-26-2006, 01:19 PM

Note to all Downers

You can just call me Leena

11-10-2006, 08:19 PM	#1
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	If you are the dark lord, howcome you are represented with a big eye on fire? Fire makes light, and that's not too dark! __________________ I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.

11-24-2006, 07:20 PM	#3
Merrivere Pile O'Bones Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Middle Earth? Nah, Wisconsin. Posts: 19	Two words: Pepper. Spray. __________________ I tried my luck at real romance...I think I'll stick to loving Hobbits instead.

11-25-2006, 02:04 AM	#4
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fill Barad dur full of rice ... and then pump water in. Or Fill Barad Dur full of Jelly. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-25-2006, 10:41 AM	#5
Morai Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: Where young people go to retire Posts: 709	Turn Mt. Doom into one giant icebox. Sell his ring, his Nazgul, and his orks on E-bay. __________________ "So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com

11-26-2006, 01:19 PM	#7
Laleena Animated Skeleton Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: in Mirkwood riding my horse Posts: 27	Note to all Downers You can just call me Leena __________________ Sarcasm isn't the lowest form of wit, it isn't wit at all.~ Halt

11-11-2006, 11:03 AM	#2
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	Suggest he replace the Nazgul's horses with migratory coconuts.