Be careful what you wish for...

[Fordim Hedgethistle]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

I wish Minas Trith was orange.

Granted!

Sadly, Gandalf is so appalled by the atrocious grammar of your request ("was" instead of "were") he refuses to help the Orange City in its need and stands by cheering as Sauron's army -- using a giant paring knife -- peels off its walls before squeezing it dry and throwing away the skins...

I wish Legolas had blond hair and pointy ears.