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The Only Real Estel · 11-08-2006, 05:00 PM

Sam hesitates for a moment as he realizes that what he mistook for an Orc with fangs from a distance was actually an Orc crying rivers into his mouth...

Orc: "Hey, Number One - I'm a little emotional. And Number Two...I just like the salty taste."

The Elf-warrior · 11-15-2006, 11:05 PM

Elrond: "Beam me up, Scotty!" OR

Elrond: "Get your hand out of the picture, Mr. Anderson!" OR

Elrond: "I am not a Vulcan!"

Holbytlass · 11-16-2006, 12:59 AM

Elrond:....AND the NEXT time I have to UNTANGLE your helmets, I"M GONNA.....

The Only Real Estel · 11-16-2006, 01:55 AM

Elrond made the mistake of trying to chew that jawbreaker in his mouth...

Rune Son of Bjarne · 11-16-2006, 02:20 AM

Elrond after an unsuccesfull game of werewolf: Grrr I am a Fenris wolf

Volo · 11-16-2006, 09:19 AM

Elrond: What it Isildur doing here???

OR

With his Tarzan-growl and such hair, Elrond tried to turn all the Orc-ladies (and why not Orc-men?) to his cause.

OR

Elrond knew that it was a bad time to practise singing for his concert (Elrond being the lead singer of "Bolt Thrower" at the time), but did he care? Not a bit!

OR

Elrond: Isn't the concert of Iron Maiden here?

Ticket inspector (hand): Umm... no. This is the concert of Maija Vilkkumaa (A bad Finnish pop singer).

Thinlómien · 11-17-2006, 01:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Volo

Elrond: Isn't the concert of Iron Maiden here?

Ticket inspector (hand): Umm... no. This is the concert of Maija Vilkkumaa (A bad Finnish pop singer).

I'd say Iron Maiden is worse.

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Anyway...

Elrond: "Run away!"

11-08-2006, 05:00 PM	#1
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Sam hesitates for a moment as he realizes that what he mistook for an Orc with fangs from a distance was actually an Orc crying rivers into his mouth... Orc: "Hey, Number One - I'm a little emotional. And Number Two...I just like the salty taste." Last edited by The Only Real Estel; 11-08-2006 at 10:53 PM.

11-15-2006, 11:05 PM	#2
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Elrond: "Beam me up, Scotty!" OR Elrond: "Get your hand out of the picture, Mr. Anderson!" OR Elrond: "I am not a Vulcan!" __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

11-16-2006, 12:59 AM	#3
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Elrond:....AND the NEXT time I have to UNTANGLE your helmets, I"M GONNA..... __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

11-16-2006, 09:19 AM	#6
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,611	Elrond: What it Isildur doing here??? OR With his Tarzan-growl and such hair, Elrond tried to turn all the Orc-ladies (and why not Orc-men?) to his cause. OR Elrond knew that it was a bad time to practise singing for his concert (Elrond being the lead singer of "Bolt Thrower" at the time), but did he care? Not a bit! OR Elrond: Isn't the concert of Iron Maiden here? Ticket inspector (hand): Umm... no. This is the concert of Maija Vilkkumaa (A bad Finnish pop singer). __________________ Fenris Wolf The EVEN NEWER Barrow-Downs Photo Page

11-16-2006, 01:55 AM	#4
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Elrond made the mistake of trying to chew that jawbreaker in his mouth...