How to Annoy Sauron(a.k.a How to get yourself killed) - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-04-2006, 02:06 AM

Sounds like lots-o-fun...

When having a talk with Sauron...

- Ask, "What is your policy on play-fighting?"
- Shout "Will you marry me?" really loudly at him so all his servants can hear him.
- Tell him "You should see my bedroom - it’s full of Star Trek posters!"
- Seriously anger him by saying, "I’m going to count to ten, and when I open my eyes I want you to be naked."
- Say, "May the Force be with you." After every sentence.
- Constantly ask, "Is that a wig?"
- Tell him "You should see my bedroom - it’s full of Geese!"

11-04-2006, 02:06 AM	#4
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Sounds like lots-o-fun... When having a talk with Sauron... - Ask, "What is your policy on play-fighting?" - Shout "Will you marry me?" really loudly at him so all his servants can hear him. - Tell him "You should see my bedroom - it’s full of Star Trek posters!" - Seriously anger him by saying, "I’m going to count to ten, and when I open my eyes I want you to be naked." - Say, "May the Force be with you." After every sentence. - Constantly ask, "Is that a wig?" - Tell him "You should see my bedroom - it’s full of Geese!" __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...