How to Annoy Sauron(a.k.a How to get yourself killed) - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

mormegil · 11-04-2006, 01:06 AM

How about taking his ring?

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-04-2006, 02:06 AM

Sounds like lots-o-fun...

When having a talk with Sauron...

- Ask, "What is your policy on play-fighting?"
- Shout "Will you marry me?" really loudly at him so all his servants can hear him.
- Tell him "You should see my bedroom - it’s full of Star Trek posters!"
- Seriously anger him by saying, "I’m going to count to ten, and when I open my eyes I want you to be naked."
- Say, "May the Force be with you." After every sentence.
- Constantly ask, "Is that a wig?"
- Tell him "You should see my bedroom - it’s full of Geese!"

mormegil · 11-04-2006, 08:38 AM

While inspecting Barad-dur ask him "is constructed of legos?"
I absolutely love your new orc captian...what that's your mother?

Bêthberry · 11-04-2006, 09:53 AM

Don't you think you could use a good, new monacle?

My, what a quaint shape you have assumed!

Mithalwen · 11-04-2006, 10:41 AM

Try to sell him double glazing.

Suggest Listerine might help with the black breath...

Morai · 11-04-2006, 10:58 AM

"Have you considered a contact lense? I think you would look much better in blue."

Or

"My your eye seems a little bloodshot, do you want some eyedrops?"

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-04-2006, 12:53 PM

Saying, "Sauron is so stupid! Look at his face - he loves me poking him with this broom!" is probably not wise.

11-04-2006, 01:06 AM	#1
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,651	How about taking his ring? __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

11-04-2006, 02:06 AM	#2
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Sounds like lots-o-fun... When having a talk with Sauron... - Ask, "What is your policy on play-fighting?" - Shout "Will you marry me?" really loudly at him so all his servants can hear him. - Tell him "You should see my bedroom - it’s full of Star Trek posters!" - Seriously anger him by saying, "I’m going to count to ten, and when I open my eyes I want you to be naked." - Say, "May the Force be with you." After every sentence. - Constantly ask, "Is that a wig?" - Tell him "You should see my bedroom - it’s full of Geese!" __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-04-2006, 08:38 AM	#3
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,651	While inspecting Barad-dur ask him "is constructed of legos?" I absolutely love your new orc captian...what that's your mother? __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

11-04-2006, 09:53 AM	#4
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 6,003	Don't you think you could use a good, new monacle? My, what a quaint shape you have assumed! __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

11-04-2006, 10:41 AM	#5
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,461	Try to sell him double glazing. Suggest Listerine might help with the black breath... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

11-04-2006, 10:58 AM	#6
Morai Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: Where young people go to retire Posts: 709	Random Titles get annoying "Have you considered a contact lense? I think you would look much better in blue." Or "My your eye seems a little bloodshot, do you want some eyedrops?" __________________ "So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com

11-04-2006, 12:53 PM	#7
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Saying, "Sauron is so stupid! Look at his face - he loves me poking him with this broom!" is probably not wise. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...