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Hookbill the Goomba · 10-12-2006, 08:23 AM

Unfortunately, they drowned over Mordor where the water was so polluted that they came back to life as mutated giant Penguins of death with top hats!

elronds_daughter · 10-12-2006, 11:23 AM

Fortunately, Sauron saw their mutantness as a threat to his supreme authority, and proceeded to destroy them all for good.

Meneltarmacil · 10-12-2006, 12:10 PM

Unfortunately, even Sauron couldn't stop the penguins.

Rikae · 10-12-2006, 03:45 PM

Fortunately, he didn't need to since he'd already destroyed them.

High King Fingolfin · 10-12-2006, 06:46 PM

Unfortunately, Morgoth came back from the Void.

Meneltarmacil · 10-12-2006, 07:15 PM

Fortunately, Eru turned him into a yak.

The Elf-warrior · 10-12-2006, 07:22 PM

Unfortunately Morgoth couldn't quit yakking.

10-12-2006, 08:23 AM	#1
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, they drowned over Mordor where the water was so polluted that they came back to life as mutated giant Penguins of death with top hats! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-12-2006, 11:23 AM	#2
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 644	Fortunately, Sauron saw their mutantness as a threat to his supreme authority, and proceeded to destroy them all for good. __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

10-12-2006, 12:10 PM	#3
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, even Sauron couldn't stop the penguins. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

10-12-2006, 06:46 PM	#5
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Unfortunately, Morgoth came back from the Void. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

10-12-2006, 07:15 PM	#6
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, Eru turned him into a yak. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

10-12-2006, 03:45 PM	#4
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	Fortunately, he didn't need to since he'd already destroyed them.

10-12-2006, 07:22 PM	#7
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately Morgoth couldn't quit yakking. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.