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Old 10-11-2006, 11:29 PM   #1
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Q: Why can't dead orcs move?
A: because it hurts too much


Q: WHAT IS AN ORC??
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Old 10-12-2006, 12:39 AM   #2
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Q: WHAT IS AN ORC??
A: 21st century (of our age) angsting young people that have been doing strange rituals and somehow got themselves into the past. The prosess had a side-effect that turned them into Orcs.

Q: How do Dragons manage to fly?
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Old 10-12-2006, 01:34 AM   #3
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Q: How do Dragons manage to fly?
A: Using fairy dust, of course (yes, it does exist).

Q: Where can fairy dust be found in Middle-earth?
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Old 10-12-2006, 01:50 AM   #4
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Q: Where can fairy dust be found in Middle-earth?

A: why, mordor of course.


Q: where can dragons be found in middle-earth?
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Old 10-12-2006, 11:01 AM   #5
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Q: where can dragons be found in middle-earth?
A: Well, listen. The hobbits don't know it, but the Shire is really a dragon's back.

Q: How extensive is hobbits' knowledge of smoking?
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Old 10-12-2006, 11:11 AM   #6
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Q: How extensive is hobbits' knowledge of smoking?
A - Their knowledge is - like - totally far out, man!

Q - When did Saurman decide to become the many coloured?
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Old 10-12-2006, 11:19 AM   #7
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Q - When did Saurman decide to become the many coloured?
A: After Gríma forgot his collection of crayons in his robes when he did the laundry.

Q: Why did Elfhelm trip over Merry?


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Old 10-12-2006, 11:19 AM   #8
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Q - When did Saurman decide to become the many coloured?
A: When he decided that he supported gay rights.

Q: (staying on topic) Why did Saruman feel he needed to create the Uruk-Hai?
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