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Old 10-06-2006, 10:45 AM   #1
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Why does Shelob like to eat people?
A - On the contrary! She hates it! But, due to racial stereotyping everyone assumes she does. When she chased Frodo she merely wanted to give him a potato. But did Frodo believe her? NO! He made an assumption based only on appearances! She accidentally knocked him out and, to stop him from hurting himself, she wrapped him in a nice warm blanket of her own making. She thought Sam was after her new guest!

Q - Why did Saruman use the Palantir?
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Old 10-07-2006, 09:38 AM   #2
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Q - Why did Saruman use the Palantir?
A: He tried to watch Monty Python's Flying Circus, but accidentally put on the wrong channel.

Q: Why did Sam call Bill the pony Bill?
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Old 10-07-2006, 06:26 PM   #3
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Q: Why did Sam call Bill the pony Bill?
A: To always remember his first love, none other than the (in)famous Bill Ferny

Q: Aragorn is given the name Estel and also Elessar and a plethora of nicknames. Didn't he ever get confused with everyone calling him a different thing?
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Old 10-07-2006, 06:30 PM   #4
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Q: Aragorn is given the name Estel and also Elessar and a plethora of nicknames. Didn't he ever get confused with everyone calling him a different thing?

A: Yes. That's why it took him so long to remember he was the king of Gondor.


Q: Why did Gollum call the Ring his 'preciousss'?
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Old 10-08-2006, 03:42 PM   #5
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[B]Q: Why did Gollum call the Ring his 'preciousss'?

A: because he was stuck in that cave all alone with the ring he fell in love with it.

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Old 10-08-2006, 03:43 PM   #6
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Why did Frodo not join Sauron? (he should have)
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Old 10-08-2006, 04:54 PM   #7
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Why did Frodo not join Sauron? (he should have)
He would have, but on his way to Sauron's little home he stopped by Mt. Doom and accidentally tossed that little ring of his on to the fires. Needless to say that Sauron wasn't impressed, he was so dissapointed he left Middle Earth for good.

Q: were the spiders in Mirkwodd under the command of The Necromancer (aka Sauron) when Bilbo and the dwarves were there?
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