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Old 10-04-2006, 04:39 AM   #1
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What is a Warg?
Just a really big rat.

Who REALLY is Tom Bombadil?
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Old 10-04-2006, 06:14 AM   #2
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Old 10-04-2006, 07:14 AM   #3
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Q: what is Golem
A (v. 1.0): "Golem" would have been the great-great-great-great-great-great-granduncle of Deagol, had he lived.

A: (v. 2.6): What is Gollum? Gollum wasn't. He was merely a figment of Bilbo's (and everyone else's) imagination.

Q: Why didn't Bilbo just keep the ring?
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Old 10-04-2006, 07:53 AM   #4
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Q: Why didn't Bilbo just keep the ring?
A: gandalf was going to cut his fingers off


Q: why didnt frodo keep the ring???
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Old 10-06-2006, 12:47 AM   #5
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Q: What kind of dwarf was Gimli?
A - The bearded kind.

Q - What is the best way to stop Aragorn in a battle?
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Old 10-06-2006, 05:57 AM   #6
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A: Offer him a lollypop, he's always been fond of them...

Q: How many teeth did Glaurung have?
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Old 10-06-2006, 06:18 AM   #7
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Q: How many teeth did Glaurung have?
A: None. He had to stare at his prey until it liquified.

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Old 10-06-2006, 09:04 AM   #8
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Q: How many teeth did Glaurung have?
A: Of course. How else could they swim?

Q: What is the story of Beren and Luthien about?
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Old 10-06-2006, 10:32 AM   #9
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Q: What is the story of Beren and Luthien about?
Kind of like Romeo and Juliet... they both die eventually.


Why does Shelob like to eat people?
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Why does Shelob like to eat people?
A - On the contrary! She hates it! But, due to racial stereotyping everyone assumes she does. When she chased Frodo she merely wanted to give him a potato. But did Frodo believe her? NO! He made an assumption based only on appearances! She accidentally knocked him out and, to stop him from hurting himself, she wrapped him in a nice warm blanket of her own making. She thought Sam was after her new guest!

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