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Old 10-04-2006, 01:07 AM   #1
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Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.
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The hobbit said,"Now, look here!
I don't have to do what you say!"
And until the end of the day
He repeated this over again
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Old 10-04-2006, 09:48 AM   #2
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littlemanpoet is battling Black Riders on Weathertop.littlemanpoet is battling Black Riders on Weathertop.
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And until the end of the day
He repeated this over again.
The benefacting Hobbits said to him plain,
"Of course you don't if you don't want the money!"
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Old 10-04-2006, 02:11 PM   #3
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The benefacting Hobbits said to him plain,
"Of course you don't if you don't want the money!"
Which he apparently thought was highly funny,
Laughing straight up 'til he busted a gut
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Old 10-04-2006, 03:07 PM   #4
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Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.
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Which he apparently thought was highly funny,
Laughing straight up 'til he busted a gut
he then yelled so loud, he blew up a hut!
But it belonged to an old Troll named Steve
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Old 10-06-2006, 09:09 AM   #5
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littlemanpoet is battling Black Riders on Weathertop.littlemanpoet is battling Black Riders on Weathertop.
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he then yelled so loud, he blew up a hut!
But it belonged to an old Troll named Steve
Who stood up and yelled at the Hobbit to leave.
Poor Gus, who, gut still busted, sat and cried instead
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Old 10-07-2006, 09:26 PM   #6
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Who stood up and yelled at the Hobbit to leave.
Poor Gus, who, gut still busted, sat and cried instead
Tears streamed down his face and his eyes turned red.
"Don't yell at me," he bawled, and he blew his nose.
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Old 10-07-2006, 09:38 PM   #7
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Tears streamed down his face and his eyes turned red.
"Don't yell at me," he bawled, and he blew his nose.
Old Troll took pity and said, "Well that just blows,"
And offered glue and plaster to patch Gus up.
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