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Old 10-01-2006, 02:30 PM   #1
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Q: WHO KILLED ARAGONS FATHER
A - You did. Don't you remember.

Q - How many Trolls does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Old 10-01-2006, 02:46 PM   #2
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Q - How many Trolls does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one. But he won't finish 'til sunrise, and it's an outdoor bulb, so....

Q: How old was Arwen?
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Old 10-01-2006, 02:53 PM   #3
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Q: DO HOBITS STILL LIVE TODAY?
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Old 10-01-2006, 05:09 PM   #4
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Q: DO HOBITS STILL LIVE TODAY?

A: Obviously, they live on the moon, thats why the moon-hobbits never visit us.

Q: Why to Eagles help the elves?
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Old 10-01-2006, 05:23 PM   #5
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Q: Why to Eagles help the elves?
A: Because they are being blackmailed....which leads to the next question:

Q: What could the elves possibly blackmail the eagles with?
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Old 10-01-2006, 05:38 PM   #6
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Q: What could the elves possibly blackmail the eagles with?
A: The secret that the Eagles were actually the Fell Beasts' cousins.

Q: How did Gandalf get a new staff after he lost his old one?
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Q: How did Gandalf get a new staff after he lost his old one?
A - There was a staff shop in Rohan. Business was slow and so the owner had been working with Saruman to try and get Gandalf to lose his staff. Funnily enough, he spent more money on the plot that Gandalf did on his new staff.

Q - Did the Balrog really want to kill Gandalf?
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