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Old 09-28-2006, 03:20 PM   #1
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Old 09-28-2006, 03:47 PM   #2
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Old 09-28-2006, 03:58 PM   #3
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Q: Why did Bilbo leave the Shire on his 111th birthday?
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Q: What ship bore Gandalf across so wide a sea?
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Old 09-28-2006, 08:44 PM   #6
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