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Old 09-27-2006, 11:50 AM   #1
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Q: Why is there no mention of female orcs?
A: Yes there is! They are called Dwarves...

Q: What was the One Ring really made of?
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Old 09-27-2006, 11:53 AM   #2
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Q: What was the One Ring really made of?
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Q: Why did Feanor burst into flames when he died?
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Old 09-27-2006, 03:30 PM   #3
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Q: Why did Feanor burst into flames when he died?
A: A balrog was hiding under his skin.

Q: How did they know when all the ages ended?
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Old 09-27-2006, 03:46 PM   #4
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Q. How did they know when all the ages ended?

A. Big counter in the sky went to zero and stopped there

Q. Were there schools in the Shire?
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Old 09-27-2006, 04:20 PM   #5
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Q. Were there schools in the Shire?
A: Thinking about the seemingly high literacy among the Hobbits, there must have been. And how else would one be able to explain the generous free time the adults seem to have had in Shire if the kids were not some elsewhere most of the day?

Q: Was there ever an uprising, or a popular dissatisfaction, against the reign of Aragorn in the Shire?
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Old 09-28-2006, 02:43 AM   #6
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Q: Was there ever an uprising, or a popular dissatisfaction, against the reign of Ara
A:i guess there would be after all they didnt get to vote on it



Q: what would a half elf halk man be called
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Old 09-28-2006, 03:04 AM   #7
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Q: what would a half elf halk man be called
A: Agent Smith.

Q: Why didn't Frodo marry?
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