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HerenIstarion · 09-24-2006, 04:29 PM

Gandalf coming in to have a mug or two with Butterbur sees Aragorn lying on the road with his ear to the ground:

G. Valar be with you, Aragorn, I see you are being rangering... What is it?
A. Big wain with breelanders in is nearby. The wain is pulled by two horses - one chestnut and one motley. Wain's left rear wheel is creaky. There are ten of them, one of them is very fat and another is very bold, and they are all drunk as cobblers.
G. There is no ranger like you, Aragorn! You've heard it all by earth trembling, now don't you?
A. No, these blockheads just knocked me down!

09-24-2006, 04:29 PM	#11
HerenIstarion Deadnight Chanter Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,244	On the crossroads somwhere near Bree Gandalf coming in to have a mug or two with Butterbur sees Aragorn lying on the road with his ear to the ground: G. Valar be with you, Aragorn, I see you are being rangering... What is it? A. Big wain with breelanders in is nearby. The wain is pulled by two horses - one chestnut and one motley. Wain's left rear wheel is creaky. There are ten of them, one of them is very fat and another is very bold, and they are all drunk as cobblers. G. There is no ranger like you, Aragorn! You've heard it all by earth trembling, now don't you? A. No, these blockheads just knocked me down! __________________ Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time!