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Old 09-01-2006, 12:27 AM   #11
The 1,000 Reader
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Join Date: Sep 2005
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The 1,000 Reader is still gossiping in the Green Dragon.
++Chrysophylax Dives.

As mentioned before, he is a rich snob who, compared to Smaug, is Puff the Magic Dragon. Now, seeing Smaug as coolness, and Chrys as the opposite, take these two scenarios.

1. Smaug flies over a town, letting out an enormous blast of fire, setting ablaze a large portion of the place. The fire shines light on his jeweled belly, and an awesome opera theme plays. Bad***.

2. Chrys...well, he doesn't really have anything for an intro. Lame. That, and this being the internet, he has a make-shift Kevin Bacon factor to Puff the Magic Dragon. It's like a fight between the Terminator and Pee-Wee Herman. Chrys is going down.
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